Sorry so late... and sorrier still that I do not have leftover minutes to be online and reading...
**This was in my inbox; and I shall "respectfully" submit them to you.**
We ALL need to SMILE, and have a bit of fun!!!
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Now go have a great afternoon!!!
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I double~dog~dare ya...
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~HOW TO CONFUSE PEOPLE~
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Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%,
extra dark,
17 inch paper,
99 copies.
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In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
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Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
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If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
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Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
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Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
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Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
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Practice making fax and modem noises.
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Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
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Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
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Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
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Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
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Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
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Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
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Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
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Staple pages in the middle of the page.
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Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
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Honk and wave to strangers.
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Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
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TYPE EVERYTHING ALL IN UPPERCASE
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type only in lowercase
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dont use any punctuation either
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Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
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Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
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As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
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Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin.
When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
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Ask people what gender they are.
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While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
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Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
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Sing along at the opera.
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Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
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Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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Time for me to get outside, in accordance with the prophecy...
XOXO
Anne
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***Oh and DO let me know which one(s) you think I might have done! hehehe?
And, FESS UP to the ones that YOU have done too!
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