ARF!

ARF!!!

Translation: "I am SO abused."

ARF !

Translation: "Good Morning All!"

As you all well know I am the most abused dog ever! (And I see now that "SHE" has even dared to blog about it)...

The fact is that whenever someone comes by the car and I'm in it alone, I get kinda protective of it all. (My 'she' and the little one were in the big place where the little one always seems to leave parts of herself).

Some people came by the car that day, and I GRRRRowled at them. Then a cute little kid came by, and I smiled at that one!

Then a WHOLE BUNCH of guys came by and tried to pet me through the windows. They seemed nice enough, so I just smiled at them, (wagged my tail too), and watched them just try to stick their hands in the car. 'She' didn't leave the window open big enough for them so I couldn't have that much fun...

All of a sudden, my she was running out to me. (And she said a bad word too). But the men said they were just making sure I was alright... And then they ALL went back inside that big place.

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I had to take care of the little one before she went to that place.

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And I thought she was playing "Hide~n~Seek"...

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but I always found her too...

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.In here!!!

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ANYWAY, I have a few problems at home. Maybe you can help me with them?

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You might know already, but THIS here is my Mama...

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She looks nice (mostly); but she gets me into ALL kinds of trouble too.

Like the day my 'she' brought my little monkey outside, and my Mama decided she wanted it all for herself. (This was mean of Mama cuz she has all kinds of toys of her very own). She grabbed it from me, but I didn't want her to have it either...

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Mama Milly cheats by laying down...

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So we kinda fought over it...

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And in the end, it was sort of really sad to see my very bestest monkey friend just laying there...

...AND Very completely DEAD!

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.....And in TWO pieces!!!!!

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Guess we couldn't put "Monkey~Dumpty" together again...

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(My she said MAYBE she'd get me a new one)!

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After that, my mama told me to bury it; (and she even told me WHERE to go)!

I found Mama's dirty old squeak ball. (Now I know where she hides her own stuff)!

I wasn't too sure about the digging though.

I mean, I didn't want to, (but Mama MADE me do it).

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And then I got hollered at!!!

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I tried to tell her that Mama made me do it...

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But I'm still the one that had to "Go Sit Down"...

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(I didn't really mind cuz I went and sat in the shade)!

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This is ME too...

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Sometimes I can look like my daddy...

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And sometimes not so much...

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But I am ALWAYS a very BRAVE dog!!!

Well, 'cept when I'm not...

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...But the big noisy truck had just gone by too...

(And I don't like them)!

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And I don't like that big noisy thing that takes all the grass away from the field across the road either...

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It is REALLY loud, and they keep driving around in circles too.

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So I come in the house and sit by my Sponge~Bob Buddy.

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And then yesterday I get hollered at because the migrants are stealing all the squash and the pumpkins out of the fields... This is not right! So I barked and barked, (and held my ground); snarling too...

The little one finally hears me; comes and tells me "NO!" And then I get in trouble AGAIN! The little one told me that they are supposed to do that... (I don't care what she says, it still seems wrong to me).

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My 'she' says she has lots to do today... And she has to go dig a new fire~pit in a different place. I know what THAT means. They are going to have me watch the burgers again!!! (I like that job).

She said something about trimming branches too. Roberta and the little boy are coming. Casey and Roberta can get things started that my 'she' can't. They will help her lots.

I'd better go for now. She is taking the garbage out today, and that means that darned truck will come by again...

Pray for me, OK? I get so scared. (Just don't tell anyone else ok)?

Love to ya!

My biggest ARF! to you all!

XOXO
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