A Day in The Life Of... Sput- (kinda)

...As related by Punk.
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Sputnik:
aka "The most abused cat on Earth."
La-Dee-"DUH!"
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Casey with Sput-
After those terrible 10 minutes of trimming toenails.

(His, not hers).  hehehe

Unlike Garfield, somebody has always got to be telling the cat what to do, and how to do it.

Get in the chair Sput...


 

(He complies).

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Now wash your face Sput.

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Sput, when you are clean, please go wait by the back door.

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Sput, that rat~a~tat noise is a woodpecker.  
Please find it.

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Ooh company!
You had better steer clear of the 325 pounds of us all.
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The dark one is Coco- She's sassy and eats your food...
I'll just keep your spot on the couch warm so I don't get blamed.
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And I'll guard my own toys...

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oomph-  Now she's gonna get it!
(Good thing you were sitting on Kelli's lap).

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Sorry about all the noise...

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Whew.

But...
Now that I have taught her one lesson,
she steals another one????

These are MY toys!

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Sputty, I've been watching how you can pounce.

I think I will try that pounce as a last resort...

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Pant. Pant.
The coast is clear.
Now (finally) you can rest a while...

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At least until my little one gets here
and you sink your claws into her toe.

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Sorry, not helping you out on this one...

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The little one looks funny cuz she just got her hair cut...

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Wait.
She always looks funny!

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She saw our GabieBaby too-
He's 4, older than me even!
(I won't be 4 'til next March).

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He got toys, and a card, and, and, and...

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(He's even got some really pretty sisters)!

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And he shares his toys better than I do!

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But he doesn't have to share his new "fur"...

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Not sure if he's ready for Winter, or hunting season...
But he sure won't get lost either way!

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Now you had better behave,
since we can't have fun in the front yard any more.

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Oh, That WAS fun,
....wasn't it?



But if it was so much fun, how come you got out so fast?!?

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You shake off just like me...
But you look really funny after you do that...


Now go wait by the door 'til you are dry.

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And stop cussing and making faces at me.

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You're mean...
...And I'm tellin'.

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I hafta go ya know... The 'mom' is making some nachos and they are good and sloppy, (and leave a lot of mess in the dish for me to clean out).
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.   You can't have any!

Have a good day.   ARF! to all

Love,
Punk