"Kris" -An my "She"
Totally sexy!
(An we ALL know what THAT means)!
A really L~O~N~G time ago now, me and 'she' went to this place called 'the lake'.
Maybe it just feels like a really L~O~N~G time...
Maybe it just feels like a really L~O~N~G time...
"She" tole me I hadda behave, or 'she' would bring me right back home.
We drove -almost like my little one was sick- (Well, that same road ennyway).
But then she turned off really early-
And then we went on all these corners.
Then we got lost! I din't care how drippy my tongue was either- I could smell the water- An it was all around us!
"She" leaves me in the car while 'she' goes to ask directions.
(An that's how I know my 'she' is a "she"). Arf!
Finally we get to a house, an I met these 2 ladies.
They are really COOL! (Cute too).
The lady on the left is called "Judy"-
The one on the right is called "Kris"-
Or, as my 'she' calls her, "SissyKrissiePoo".
Oh! An I could just SEE the water!
I was SO happy, an almost ready to jump in, when I was called back to the house.
What?!?!
"Oh no!" was all I could think...
But it was for...
For FOOD!!!
So then I knew right off that this was gonna be the very best day EVER!!! An I was gonna be real happy here!
* My 'she' says that I had better love it there cuz if'n ennything ever happens to her I will get to go live with Kris n Judy.
At lunch, that lady "Judy" was the very nicest, cuz she left a whole bunch on her plate fer me to 'clean off'!
After that I got to eat some bites of wieners, potato salad, some chips, and all else...
My she gets on some differnt clothes, an we all get to go outside...
...And INto the lake!
"She" was a little scared, so me an the Kris lady went swimmin'-
My 'she' had tole me that no one ever drowns around her sister cuz Kris is a "Life Guard" (I thought maybe that was gonna be "my" job).
OK. That's not true.
We was just chasing my ball.
But then, my Kris went an fell down- and underwater.
I had to drop my ball to go fetch the girl!
She held on tight after that, an I brought her to the dock.
Somehow, she managed to get my ball away from me.
She tried to hide it under the water too, but I could still see it!
Then she threw it way far out, and we went racing to go fetch it all over again.
An ya know what happened?!?!
Yup, my Kris lady fell backwards again, an I hadda bring her back in!
This was fun- (even after the 50th time)!
I dunno what "Life Guard" means, but I think it must mean that the people fall backwards and almost drown (a lot); an that I gotta guard her life.
I unnerstand why my she decided I would go to Kris n Judy's It's cuz they NEED my help!
Too soon it was time to take a break...
(So said the drowning lady ennyway).
But I didn't wanna get out of the water.
"No way. No how!!!"
I did get out for about 10 seconds, then I went right back in again.
Oops.
My Kris had to go get a bag to pick up...
sumpthin'...
Sheesh-
It was just too nice "in" the lake to get back out and do poo~poo, ya know.
My 'she' hollered at me, but my Kris thought it was funny!
And get this- Neither of 'em had ever even heard of a dog doing it's "thing" in the lake!
I thought it looked just like a Baby Ruth bar.
I thought it looked just like a Baby Ruth bar.
Of course then we hadda swim some more-
My Kris found these.
They are called Zebra Mussels (click), -an they poke holes in your feet so the humans hadda wear shoes!
Mr. Bill came out to play
I wasn't even afraid of him; (though he looked funny to me on that thing).
Between you, me and ennyone who reads this, I wanted to go for a ride too!
But i was havin' too much fun when he came back that I forgot to ask.
I don't think ennyone should ride that thing when something like this goes by.
They were w-a-a-a-a-y cute-
And they swam by a few times too!
Soon we got out of the lake for real.
It had been about 4 hours, or more, that we swam and played- My she said it was gettin' on time to get home.
My Kris wiped me off real good.
An then I...
Well I...
I din't do it.
(Really I din't).
I was just layin' there as the lady next door came an pulled out my Kris' flower things.
I mean LOOK WHAT SHE DID!!!
She just smushed them all.
They thought I did it.
But it wasn't me.
Cuz I went and laid on the bricks, ya see?
"Someone" took this picture-
But it wasn't me.
Cuz I went and laid on the bricks, ya see?
"Someone" took this picture-
I don't know how, or when even-
But THAT'S NOT ME!
(Musta been some other dog, cuz I wouldn't do such a thing)!
See this one...
THIS one IS ME!
See this one...
THIS one IS ME!
See, I am bein' good an only rollin' on the bricks!
I still say that lady, Donna, did all the damage.
I still say that lady, Donna, did all the damage.
Now my she said she was going to have to send some seeds to my Kris n Judy.
We went home- almost right after a squirrel ran right by my 'she'on the porch steps!
We went home- almost right after a squirrel ran right by my 'she'on the porch steps!
Did my she get up and chase it?
"No!" (An that's just pure stupid if ya ask me).
When we get home, we see this!
UH~OH
May your 'he's' and 'she's' always be ready with a lotta love fer ya!
And may your bowls always be full!
Love, Punk
"No!" (An that's just pure stupid if ya ask me).
We drive all the way home- An no, I didn't go to sleep once.
When we get home, we see this!
UH~OH
Yup, that surely looks like part of my Sputty! "Neener~neener"
Sputnik got hisself stuck in th' mousetrap!"
He musta made a bad sound when THAT happened- I was glad I was gone when it did.
But when we go into th' rooms, we see this...
An there ain't nuthin' wrong with him!!!
An there ain't nuthin' wrong with him!!!
No one kin figure out what the heck got stuck in th' trap.
(But I already tole ya how stupid "she" is).
I gotta go.
I s'pose my she wants to use this.
I s'pose my she wants to use this.
S'Been stormy out, and real hot too.
Wish we were back at th' lake!
Maybe soon?
I'll be good.
I always am! (And sides, it's been a really L~O~N~G time since we been there).
May your 'he's' and 'she's' always be ready with a lotta love fer ya!
And may your bowls always be full!
Love, Punk
