[My] Life in Wisconsin

10 Finkers

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ROTFLMBO...
Once more to have been reading and reading tonight.
(If I had a penny for every word I have read in the past few years, I'd be rich beyond my wildest dreams)!
And sometimes you just have to break, check your email and share.
(Thank You Kelli)!

XOXO
Me

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Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up north in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2009 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could haff put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

Ole says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?!?

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