[My] Life in Wisconsin

It MUST be a HOLIDAY?

Good Morning and Happy Saint Patricks day to EVERYONE...

I am almost compelled to write a closed blog this morning... and so,

This blog is for Casey ...

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Move away from the wishing well... It's NOT working!!!!
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"Listen to me, Little Girl..."

"AND LISTEN TO ME WELL..."

You will NOT, (repeat NOT), arrange another repeat of last years stellar performances! (Please remember that 2006 was the year that you independently screwed up each and every holiday for yourself by being in/at some god~forsaken hospital).

That said, I have taken it upon myself to contact each/every hospital, (within a 300 mile radius), to tell them they are NOT to admit you for any holiday, within any year, for any reason whatsoever.

You have been effectively banned from any/all hospitals... hehehe... (hope it helps)!

My apologies, Baby Girl, that I didn't think of doing this soon enough... (and you ended up there yesterday)...

They have their orders...

And YOU get well(er) soon! (Guess you have your orders too now)! hehehe

I love you Baby Girl...

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I told her she should never climb trees in the winter without gloves!
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(But really, that has nothing to do with the price of bananas in China)... hehehe

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Derek brought KC to the hospital for what she had thought was more of her pancreatitis attacks... Her enzymes tests all came back "normal" though. They have given her IV antibiotics and pain meds, and sent her home.

She should be well(er) within a few days... please wish her well!

And do have a safe and Happy St Patricks Day!

XOXO
Anne

PS

For YEARS I have looked for a LIVE 4~Leaf Clover Plant... Can anyone tell me where I can get one?

Burma~Shave Road Signs!

I just HAVE to share this...

For those who never saw any of the BurmaShave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, BurmaShave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields.

They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising BurmaShave, a popular shaving cream

Here are more of the actual signs:

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DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.

BURMASHAVE




TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP

BurmaShave




HE SAW A TRAIN
AND TRIED TO DUCK IT
KICKED FIRST THE GAS
AND THEN THE BUCKET
BurmaShave




LISTEN BIRDS
THESE SIGNS COST MONEY
SO SIT A SPELL
BUT DON'T GET FUNNY
BurmaShave



A MAN, A MISS
A CAR, A CURVE
HE KISSED THE MISS
AND MISSED THE CURVE
BurmaShave




SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE

BurmaShave




DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT

Burma Shave


DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED
NEXT IS NOT AMUSING

BurmaShave


BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE

BurmaShave



CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND MORE STEER

BurmaShave


SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT

BurmaShave



THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE

BurmaShave



AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?

Burma Shave



NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU

BurmaShave



A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'

BurmaShave




AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY

BurmaShave


BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE

BurmaShave




THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING

B urmaShave



CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.

Burma Shave




PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW

BurmaShave



Do these bring back any old memories?


They sure did for me! 

Driving down the highways for our Sunday Afternoon outings... and seeing these signs from the open windows of the Old 4~door Ford Galaxy!

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Top picture stolen from the GREAT Website below!!!

Click below and check your own years!!!

I am thinking that the world could USE a little more common sense...

Bring them back!!!

http://burma-shave.org/jingles/1936/the_cream