Ever wonder what to celebrate?
Here you go! hehehe I collected these from all over the web, after being intrigued by all the "holidays" within my bizarre news newsletter.
XOXO
Me
Bizarre January Holidays
1/1 First Foot Day and Z Day
1/2 Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
1/3 Festival of Sleep Day
1/4 Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
1/5 Bird Day
1/6 Bean Day
1/7 Old Rock Day
1/8 National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher's Day
1/9 Play God Day
1/10 Peculiar People Day
1/11 National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
1/12 Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
1/13 Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
1/14 National Dress Up Your Pet Day
1/15 Hat Day
1/16 Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
1/17 Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
1/18 Winnie the Pooh Day
1/19 National Popcorn Day
1/20 National Buttercrunch Day
1/21 National Hugging Day
1/22 National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
1/23 National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
1/24 Eskimo Pie Patent Day
1/25 Opposite Day
1/26 Australia Day
1/27 Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
1/28 National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
1/29 National Cornchip Day
1/30 Escape Day
1/31 National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
Bizarre February Holidays
2/1 Serpent Day
2/2 Purification Day
2/3 Cordova Ice Worm Day
2/4 Create A Vacuum Day
2/5 Disaster Day
2/6 Lame Duck Day
2/7 Charles Dickens Day
2/8 Kite Flying Day
2/9 Toothache Day
2/10 Umbrella Day
2/11 White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
2/12 National Plum Pudding Day
2/13 Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
2/14 Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
2/15 National Gum Drop Day
2/16 Do A Grouch A Favor Day
2/17 Champion Crab Races Day
2/18 National Battery Day
2/19 National Chocolate Mint Day
2/20 Hoodie Hoo Day
2/21 Card Reading Day
2/22 Be Humble Day
2/23 International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
2/24 National Tortilla Chip Day
2/25 Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
2/26 National Pistachio Day
2/27 International Polar Bear Day
2/28 Public Sleeping Day
2/1 National Surf and Turf Day
Bizarre March Holidays
3/1 National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
3/2 Old Stuff Day
3/3 I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day
3/4 Holy Experiment Day
3/5 Multiple Personalities Day
3/6 National Frozen Food Day
3/7 National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
3/8 Be Nasty Day
3/9 Panic Day
3/10 Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
3/11 Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
3/12 Alfred Hitchcock Day
3/13 Jewel Day
3/14 National Potato Chip Day
3/15 Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
3/16 Everything You Do Is Right Day
3/17 Submarine Day
3/18 Supreme Sacrifice Day
3/19 Poultry Day
3/20 Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
3/21 Fragrance Day
3/22 National Goof-off Day
3/23 National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
3/24 National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
3/25 Pecan Day and Waffle Day
3/26 Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
3/27 National "Joe" Day
3/28 Something On A Stick Day
3/29 Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
3/30 I Am In Control Day
3/31 Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day
Bizarre April Holidays
4/1 One Cent Day
4/2 National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
4/3 Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
4/4 Tell-A-Lie Day
4/5 Go For Broke Day
4/6 Sorry Charlie Day
4/7 No Housework Day
4/8 All Is Ours Day
4/9 Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
4/10 Golfers Day
4/11 Eight-Track Tape Day
4/12 Look Up At The Sky Day
4/13 Blame Somebody Else Day
4/14 National Pecan Day
4/15 Rubber Eraser Day
4/16 National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
4/17 National Cheeseball Day
4/18 International Jugglers Day
4/19 Garlic Day
4/20 Look Alike Day
4/21 Kindergarten Day
4/22 National Jelly Bean Day
4/23 Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
4/24 National Pigs In A Blanket Day
4/25 National Zucchini Bread Day
4/26 Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
4/27 Tell A Story Day
4/28 Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
4/29 National Shrimp Scampi Day
4/30 National Honesty Day
Bizarre May Holidays
5/1 Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
5/2 Fire Day
5/3 Lumpy Rug Day
5/4 National Candied Orange Peel Day
5/5 National Hoagie Day
5/6 Beverage Day
5/7 International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and
5/8 No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
5/9 Lost Sock Memorial Day
5/10 Clean Up Your Room Day
5/11 Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
5/12 Limerick Day
5/13 Leprechaun Day
5/14 National Dance Like A Chicken Day
5/15 National Chocolate Chip Day
5/16 Wear Purple For Peace Day
5/17 Pack Rat Day
5/18 International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
5/19 Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
5/20 Eliza Doolittle Day
5/21 National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
5/22 Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
5/23 Penny Day
5/24 National Escargot Day
5/25 National Tap Dance Day
5/26 Grey Day
5/27 Body Painting Arts Festival
5/28 National Hamburger Day
5/29 End Of The Middle Ages Day
5/30 My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
5/31 National Macaroon Day
Bizarre June Holidays
6/1 Dare Day
6/2 National Rocky Road Day
6/3 Repeat Day
6/4 Old Maid's Day
6/5 Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
6/6 Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
6/7 National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
6/8 Name Your Poison Day
6/9 Donald Duck Day
6/10 National Yo-Yo Day
6/11 National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
6/12 Machine Day
6/13 National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
6/14 Pop Goes The Weasel Day
6/15 Smile Power Day
6/16 National Hollerin' Contest Day
6/17 Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
6/18 International Panic Day
6/19 World Sauntering Day
6/20 Ice Cream Soda Day
6/22 National Chocolate Eclair Day
6/23 National Pink Day
6/24 Museum Comes To Life Day
6/25 Log Cabin Day
6/26 National Chocolate Pudding Day
6/27 National Columnists Day
6/28 Paul Bunyan Day
6/29 Camera Day
6/30 Meteor Day
Bizarre July Holidays
7/1 Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
7/2 Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
7/3 Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
7/4 National Country Music Day and
7/5 Workaholics Day
7/6 National Fried Chicken Day
7/7 National Strawberry Sundae Day
7/8 Video Games Day
7/9 National Sugar Cookie Day
7/10 Clerihew Day
7/11 National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
7/12 National Pecan Pie Day
7/13 Fool's Paradise Day
7/14 National Nude Day
7/15 National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day
7/16 International Juggling Day
7/17 National Peach Ice Cream Day
7/18 National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day
7/19 Flitch Day
7/20 Ugly Truck Contest Day
7/21 National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
7/22 Ratcatcher's Day
7/23 National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
7/24 Amelia Earhart Day
7/25 Threading The Needle Day
7/26 All Or Nothing Day
7/27 Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
7/28 National Milk Chocolate Day
7/29 Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
7/30 National Cheesecake Day
7/31 Parent's Day
Bizarre August Holidays
8/1 Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
8/2 National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
8/3 National Watermelon Day
8/4 Twins Day Festival
8/5 National Mustard Day
8/6 Wiggle Your Toes Day
8/7 Sea Serpent Day
8/8 Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
8/9 National Polka Festival
8/10 Lazy Day
8/11 Presidential Joke Day
8/12 Middle Child's Day
8/13 Blame Someone Else Day
8/14 National Creamsicle Day
8/15 National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
8/16 Bratwurst Festival
8/17 National Thriftshop Day
8/18 Bad Poetry Day
8/19 Potato Day
8/20 National Radio Day
8/21 National Spumoni Day
8/22 Be An Angel Day
8/23 National Spongecake Day
8/24 Knife Day
8/25 Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
8/26 National Cherry Popsicle Day
8/27 Petroleum Day
8/28 World Sauntering Day
8/29 More Herbs, Less Salt Day
8/30 National Toasted Marshmallow Day
8/31 National Trail Mix Day
Bizarre September Holidays
9/1 Emma M. Nutt Day
9/2 National Beheading Day
9/3 Skyscraper Day
9/4 Newspaper Carrier Day
9/5 Be Late For Something Day
9/6 Fight Procrastination Day
9/7 Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
9/8 National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
9/9 Teddy Bear Day
9/10 Swap Ideas Day
9/11 No News Is Good News Day
9/12 National Pet Memorial Day and
9/13 Defy Superstition Day
9/14 National Cream-filled Donut Day
9/15 Felt Hat Day
9/16 Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day
9/17 National Apple Dumpling Day
9/18 National Play-doh Day
9/19 National Butterscotch Pudding Day
9/20 National Punch Day
9/21 World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival
9/22 Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
9/23 Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
9/24 Festival Of Latest Novelties
9/25 National Comic Book Day
9/26 National Good Neighbor Day and
9/27 Crush A Can Day
9/28 Ask A Stupid Question Day
9/29 Poisoned Blackberries Day
9/30 National Mud Pack Day
Bizarre October Holidays
10/1 World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
10/2 Name Your Car Day
10/3 Virus Appreciation Day
10/4 National Golf Day
10/5 National Storytelling Festival
10/6 German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
10/7 National Frappe Day
10/8 American Tag Day
10/9 Moldy Cheese Day
10/10 National Angel Food Cake Day
10/11 It's My Party Day
10/12 International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
10/13 National Peanut Festival
10/14 Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
10/15 White Cane Safety Day
10/16 Dictionary Day
10/17 Gaudy Day
10/18 No Beard Day
10/19 Evaluate Your Life Day
10/20 National Brandied Fruit Day
10/21 Babbling Day
10/22 National Nut Day
10/23 National Mole Day
10/24 National Bologna Day
10/25 Punk For A Day Day
10/26 Mule Day
10/27 Sylvia Plath Day
10/28 Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day
10/29 Hermit Day
10/30 National Candy Corn Day
10/31 National Magic Day and Increase Your Pyschic Powers Day
Bizarre November Holidays
11/1 Plan Your Epitaph Day
11/2 National Deviled Egg Day
11/3 Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
11/4 Waiting For The Barbarians Day
11/5 Gunpowder Day
11/6 Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
11/7 National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
11/8 Dunce Day
11/9 Chaos Never Dies Day
11/10 Forget-Me-Not Day
11/11 Air Day
11/12 National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
11/13 National Indian Pudding Day
11/14 Operation Room Nurse Day
11/15 National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
11/16 Button Day
11/17 Take A Hike Day
11/18 Occult Day
11/19 Have A Bad Day Day
11/20 Absurdity Day
11/21 World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
11/22 Start Your Own Country Day
11/23 National Cashew Day
11/24 Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
11/25 National Parfait Day
11/26 Shopping Reminder Day
11/27 Pins And Needles Day
11/28 Make Your Own Head Day
11/29 Square Dance Day
11/30 Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
Bizarre December Holidays
12/1 National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
12/2 National Fritters Day
12/3 National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
12/4 Wear Brown Shoes Day
12/5 National Sacher Torte Day
12/6 National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
12/7 National Cotton Candy Day
12/8 Take It In The Ear Day
12/9 National Pastry Day
12/10 Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
12/11 National Noodle Ring Day
12/12 National Ding-A-Ling Day
12/13 Ice Cream and Violins Day
12/14 National Bouillabaisse Day
12/15 National Lemon Cupcake Day
12/16 National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
12/17 Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
12/18 National Roast Suckling Pig Day
12/19 Oatmeal Muffin Day
12/20 Games Day
12/21 Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day,
12/22 National Date-Nut Bread Day
12/23 Roots Day
12/24 National Egg Nog Day
12/25 National Pumpkin Pie Day
12/26 National Whiners Day
12/27 National Fruitcake Day
12/28 Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
12/29 Pepper Pot Day
12/30 Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and
12/31 Unlucky Day
& heck, I'd rather have steak than fried chicken for my birthday...
