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Good Morning Everyone
Being that I am a quiet, reserved, and shy individual, who would never, ever lie or steal...
Here's my blog... (Stolen from Jenni
hehehe
SURVEY
Written on an 8~year~old level,
(answered by the horses mouth) That'd be me...
Who was the last person you were under the covers with?
Under what????Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yes,
but only the middle one...Do you ever keep arguing when you know you're wrong?
"If you can't be right,
be wrong at the top of your voice."How do you think your latest ex feels about you?
I really don't have to think about this one!
heheheWhen was the last time you fought with your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?
Not a fighter-
Don't have a boyfriend,
(or a girlfriend),
(or a spouse)...
So it must kinda be like baseball,
"ya can't hit what ya can't see"....When was the last time you wrestled?
2 days agoHow is your hair?
MessyDo you like your first name?
Sure.
(Sheesh, who wouldn't like to be named after the Mother of Mother Mary)?
... BIG gulp...Do you like to cuddle?
Is that a cooking term?
Sounds like "curdle"...Last time you ate grilled cheese?
Would have been to compliment the grilled 'possumName something great that happened today?
I just woke up for Pete's sakes
hehehe
...Guess that's 'great' enough then.How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?
I actually HAVE kept count...
To date? 17,742...Who was the last person's voice you heard?
Zoe'sDo you like your life right now?
Sure!
(Just that there's times I wish it belonged to someone else).Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Fool me once...
or
Knock three times...Regret doing anything in the past week?
No.
(Not yet anyway)...Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
HOLY FREAKIN' MOLEY!
I would find a bridge and jump off...How many kids do you have?
Small goats? I don't have anyWhen did you last cry?
I don't rememberHave you ever kissed anyone whose name started with A?
I don't think so.
(But those that kissed me canNOT say the same thing)!Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with M?
I suppose I might have...
(See I used to drink coffee)...
Do you drink coffee?
Only if there's BaileysDo you crack your knuckles?
UGH...
(And I can't stand it when someone else cracks theirs)...
My chorus director used to crack his knuckles all the time!
And it would get me real upset...
Dang Mr. Pufall...
heheheWhat were you doing 20 minutes ago?
Sitting on my ass trying to figure out if I should steal this from JenDoes anyone call you babe?
♫ "I've Got You Babe..." ♫Ever pee in public?
Hmmm...
...Choice of peeing in my pants or doing the 'bear' thing.
No choice there.Last thing you drank?
It wasn't coffee...Are you happy right now?
Let's see...
...Singing Sonny and Cher,
Named after the BVM's mother,
haven't done anything to regret (yet) this week,
no one cracking their knuckles
and not pregnant...
The answer is completely blissful!What was the highlight of your weekend?
Um...
It's Friday.
I'll let you know on MondayWhat were you doing at midnight last night?
Listening to boxes getting thrown/kicked around upstairsWhen is your birthday?
Next month, (Or October)
If I am to believe one or the other adoption story...
?Where does most of your family live?
Mother EarthDid you kiss or hug anyone today?
Not that I can recall...Ever told someone you loved them and meant it?
Nope.Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
Yes.
(And about how funny it would be when I'm 75,
~ and sneeze)...Have you broken a bone?
Evel Knievel I ain't,
but have broken a few...
...wrestling even...What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
For my quarterly pregnancy test...Have you ever slapped someone?
Hasn't everyone?
...OMG!
that felt SO good!What can't you wait for?
Wait!
Do I really have a choice?Who are you talking to right now?
Whoever is reading this and will leave a commentHave you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Nope.
Just kept getting thrown out of class...
(by none other than Mr. Dave Pufall).
Have your parents ever smoked pot?
Kinda late to be asking them this.Do you want someone back in your life?
Who?
Better question, Why?Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
hehehe
...Hmmm
jigsaw on steroids?Who was the last person who called you?
Bill
(I think his last name is Collector).Are you good at giving directions?
Turn left,
no right,
at the purple barn,
go a while 'til ya get to that one tree by the rusty oldsmobile,
then go right,
past the next puddle...Would your parents be mad if you got pregnant?
HAHAHA!What did you last eat?
Crow.
Tastes like 'possum.
('possum tastes like chicken)...Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
If they told me they missed me my guess would be that we're communicating so this question makes no senseAre you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you?
Just a few vagrant dog hairsIf you could seek revenge on someone would you?
hehehe
"and lead us not into temptation..."Would you ever steal someones boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yokes!!!
If they can be stolen, I sure as hell don't want them.Mountains or the beach?
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Wait, first tell me what I'm doing...Bonfires or fireplaces?
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Now tell me if it's summer or winter...Have you ever taken medicine that wasn't prescribed to you?
Yes.
But I didn't inhale. - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There y'all go!
Have fun with your own!
heheheXOXO
Me- And do let me know which ones you think are true about me,
and why!
