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Just having some fun...
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Good Morning Everyone
Being that I am a quiet, reserved, and shy individual, who would never, ever lie or steal...
Here's my blog... (Stolen from Jenni
hehehe
SURVEY
Written on an 8~year~old level,
(answered by the horses mouth) That'd be me...
Who was the last person you were under the covers with?
Under what????Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
Yes,
but only the middle one...Do you ever keep arguing when you know you're wrong?
"If you can't be right,
be wrong at the top of your voice."How do you think your latest ex feels about you?
I really don't have to think about this one!
heheheWhen was the last time you fought with your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse?
Not a fighter-
Don't have a boyfriend,
(or a girlfriend),
(or a spouse)...
So it must kinda be like baseball,
"ya can't hit what ya can't see"....When was the last time you wrestled?
2 days agoHow is your hair?
MessyDo you like your first name?
Sure.
(Sheesh, who wouldn't like to be named after the Mother of Mother Mary)?
... BIG gulp...Do you like to cuddle?
Is that a cooking term?
Sounds like "curdle"...Last time you ate grilled cheese?
Would have been to compliment the grilled 'possumName something great that happened today?
I just woke up for Pete's sakes
hehehe
...Guess that's 'great' enough then.How many different people of the opposite sex have you really cried over?
I actually HAVE kept count...
To date? 17,742...Who was the last person's voice you heard?
Zoe'sDo you like your life right now?
Sure!
(Just that there's times I wish it belonged to someone else).Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Fool me once...
or
Knock three times...Regret doing anything in the past week?
No.
(Not yet anyway)...Would you cry if you found out you were pregnant?
HOLY FREAKIN' MOLEY!
I would find a bridge and jump off...How many kids do you have?
Small goats? I don't have anyWhen did you last cry?
I don't rememberHave you ever kissed anyone whose name started with A?
I don't think so.
(But those that kissed me canNOT say the same thing)!Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with M?
I suppose I might have...
(See I used to drink coffee)...
Do you drink coffee?
Only if there's BaileysDo you crack your knuckles?
UGH...
(And I can't stand it when someone else cracks theirs)...
My chorus director used to crack his knuckles all the time!
And it would get me real upset...
Dang Mr. Pufall...
heheheWhat were you doing 20 minutes ago?
Sitting on my ass trying to figure out if I should steal this from JenDoes anyone call you babe?
♫ "I've Got You Babe..." ♫Ever pee in public?
Hmmm...
...Choice of peeing in my pants or doing the 'bear' thing.
No choice there.Last thing you drank?
It wasn't coffee...Are you happy right now?
Let's see...
...Singing Sonny and Cher,
Named after the BVM's mother,
haven't done anything to regret (yet) this week,
no one cracking their knuckles
and not pregnant...
The answer is completely blissful!What was the highlight of your weekend?
Um...
It's Friday.
I'll let you know on MondayWhat were you doing at midnight last night?
Listening to boxes getting thrown/kicked around upstairsWhen is your birthday?
Next month, (Or October)
If I am to believe one or the other adoption story...
?Where does most of your family live?
Mother EarthDid you kiss or hug anyone today?
Not that I can recall...Ever told someone you loved them and meant it?
Nope.Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
Yes.
(And about how funny it would be when I'm 75,
~ and sneeze)...Have you broken a bone?
Evel Knievel I ain't,
but have broken a few...
...wrestling even...What was the last reason you went to the doctor for?
For my quarterly pregnancy test...Have you ever slapped someone?
Hasn't everyone?
...OMG!
that felt SO good!What can't you wait for?
Wait!
Do I really have a choice?Who are you talking to right now?
Whoever is reading this and will leave a commentHave you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Nope.
Just kept getting thrown out of class...
(by none other than Mr. Dave Pufall).
Have your parents ever smoked pot?
Kinda late to be asking them this.Do you want someone back in your life?
Who?
Better question, Why?Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
hehehe
...Hmmm
jigsaw on steroids?Who was the last person who called you?
Bill
(I think his last name is Collector).Are you good at giving directions?
Turn left,
no right,
at the purple barn,
go a while 'til ya get to that one tree by the rusty oldsmobile,
then go right,
past the next puddle...Would your parents be mad if you got pregnant?
HAHAHA!What did you last eat?
Crow.
Tastes like 'possum.
('possum tastes like chicken)...Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
If they told me they missed me my guess would be that we're communicating so this question makes no senseAre you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you?
Just a few vagrant dog hairsIf you could seek revenge on someone would you?
hehehe
"and lead us not into temptation..."Would you ever steal someones boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yokes!!!
If they can be stolen, I sure as hell don't want them.Mountains or the beach?
***
Wait, first tell me what I'm doing...Bonfires or fireplaces?
***
Now tell me if it's summer or winter...Have you ever taken medicine that wasn't prescribed to you?
Yes.
But I didn't inhale. - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There y'all go!
Have fun with your own!
heheheXOXO
Me- And do let me know which ones you think are true about me,
and why!
ROFLMREO!
ReplyDeleteAnne, I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO going to steal this one. Some answers will stay the same as these are so priceless, other's I'll add on to...
BTW, you AREN'T preggers are you? roflol Yeah like I am!
Thanks for the laugh...I really needed one.
Oh yeah, which ones are true about you...ALL of the them. hehehe
OMG!! *laugh* *choke* *squeal* *snort* laugh some more....
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a bright spot in my day you are!!
love you my dear sweet friend!!
Have a wonderful, beautiful and relaxing weekend~all my love to you and, as always, my pin cushion!!
I haven't seen any bridges today...
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to hiccup.
hic
ReplyDeletewell I haven't started drinking yet today (YET being the operative word in that sentence!!)
ReplyDeleteWant some Baileys???
ReplyDeleteQuarterly pregnancy test...roflmreo! What a hoot! Hey, that was you sitting across from me in the ''dead rabbit room...''
ReplyDelete''London bridges falling down, falling down..."
Don't know about thersjo, however I'd LOVE some Bailey's.
ReplyDeleteThat's how i like them though...
ReplyDeleteAnd baked with a tad of worchestershire...
Taste kinda like chicken...
Come and get it Donna.
ReplyDeleteThere'd be a bottle or two round these parts...
Cooked rabbit...YUMMY!
ReplyDeleteI'll be right there for the Bailey's.
OOooooo some Bailey's is definitely in order~over some ice...YUMMY!!! Is it time to leave the office yet???
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteIt is time.
WHOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteTell your boss Anna~Anna said so.
ReplyDeleteWait~I AM the boss...*sigh* so you are telling me to tell myself that you said it is ok if I skip out early?
ReplyDeleteI SWEAR I HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKING YET!!
ReplyDeleteYeah right...
So much for that operative word...
Now go have a frank discussion with yourself.
(And then put yourself in for a raise too).
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ReplyDeleteI might just do that!!!
ReplyDeleteAnne, you are the queen of answering a question with a question!!!
ReplyDeleteand what about this?
"Ever told someone you loved them and meant it?
Nope. "
I, for one, am crushed!
Ok Sweet BethieBaby
ReplyDeleteThat is one of them that just ain't true!
Love to ya!
XOXO
me
ReplyDeletehehehe
BethieBaby...
ReplyDeleteDo I really answer questions with a question?
How very silly of me...
Anne you're in good company...answering a question with a question is part of my DNA.
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA!!!!!!!! Oh my! I just had tears rolling down my face!!! This is just too great!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe so many people of the opposite sex have made you cry... Aww... Do they sell Kleenex in boxes of about 20,000 tissues??? :D
I figured that I would help you out with this one, seeing as how I really don't want to see anyone get hurt...
ReplyDelete"Cuddle" is a bedroom action
"Curdle" is a cooking action
"Cuddling" can be done in the kitchen if you would like
However, "Curdling" REALLY shouldn't be done in the bedroom.
If, however, you do have a "Curdling" problem in your bedroom, I would suggest calling a doctor right away and maybe getting that checked out....
Yeah, and I used to have A.D.D.
ReplyDeleteWanna ride bikes???
Oh, yeah, back to the comment. This one went WAY over my head... I thought it might be the lack of sleep thing, but then i realized I wasn't crazy, I was just not continuing to read.
Whew, I thought they might come and take me away...
"there coming to take me away today... Hee hee... Ha Ha... Ho Ho... Hum Hum... To the funny farm........."
Those poor little defenseless boxes... What kind of person would do such a thing to such a wonderful addition to this life...
ReplyDeleteThey should be ashamed...
Hey, don't look at me, I'm moving tomorrow. I certainly wouldn't need BOXES...
ROFLMAO! Your just too funny.. all this and no coffee?
ReplyDeletePregnant jumping off a bridge.. your luck.. Not even hurt ..but the child would end up being the bestest acrobat in the world.. (with you hot on his heels..hehe)
I like my Crow fried.. how bout you? hehe
Just as long as you can give a definition of "what IS is" dont matter if you inhaled or not.
Hope your having a wunnnerful Friday!
OMG That was way toooo funny!
ReplyDeleteDo your parents smoke pot? Oh for heaven sakes!................
Priceless Anne ,just priceless !!
I kept reading cuz you got funnier as it went along!!
This still ranks among the funniest ''surveys'' I've read, stole, taken then posted.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm
ReplyDeleteAnne.....you know what the word cuddle means! You know.....that holding someone close and snuggling together type of thing. That's cuddling!
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear that my friend Bill has been bothering you lately instead of me.Hehehehehe!
No wait.......that's not really funny, is it? Cause when he stops calling you he will be back to calling ME!
Those are hilarious answers Anne! And your directions .... Brilliant! (The sad thing is that I'd be able to follow them!!!!)
ReplyDeleteHugs to you and yours xxxx
ReplyDeleteStop telling everyone I am only on my first box!!!
Here we go again...
ReplyDeleteWhat if the bedroom IS cookin' ???
Oh, never mind.
You are young.
Screw the job, soon you will truly learn to multi~task.
I am thinking the highlighting didn't work well for ya...
ReplyDeletePractice makes perfect you know.
About that multi~tasking...
Oh no wait....
Silly Me
I am guessing too that THIS is the comment you meant to highlight?
"Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with M?
I suppose I might have...
(See I used to drink coffee)..."
And from what I am hearing, they ARE coming to take you away... tomorrow.
Hee hee... Ha Ha... Ho Ho... Hum Hum... Yourself.
But always remember this too:
Just because you are not paranoid does not mean that they are not out to get ya.
Hee hee... Ha Ha... Ho Ho... Hum Hum...
I am happy that the place you are moving into is very very BIG.
ReplyDeleteLord knows you have more "junk" in this house than I do.
(True story folks)...
Go read her own blog if'n you don't believe me...
And the fireplace will serve as a warning to everything you think you don't need.
Crow is best on the grill.
ReplyDelete(Singes any feathers off that you might have missed).
When I was 4, I inhaled a penicillin...
(Haven't been the same since)...
So I wouldn't be naming him "Matt" then?
ReplyDeletePun intended then?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA
"Priceless?"
You have given me an idea. Next time I shall post pictures too!
ReplyDeleteThief!
ReplyDeleteSee?
I make everyone start singing!
OMG!
ReplyDeleteSo what you're telling me is that I cuddle with the dog???
No damn wonder I have those vagrant dog hairs on my sweatshirt...
hehehe
Besides, You got a payment from The White House.
I didn't.
Bill seems to know this now...
Still holding my sides I'm laughing so darn hard. And Lord knows, I've been needing the laughs lately.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA
They're coming to take me away, hey, hey...
No. The really sad thing is that I knew at least one of my friends would understand that one...
ReplyDeleteAnd the terrifying thing is that one of my 'seesters' even would be able to meet you there!
I understood the directions thing...I just chose to be silly. Besides, I've been known on more than one occasion to give directions in pretty much the same way...and then laughed my fool head off when the gooner left.
ReplyDeleteGooner? Where did that come from?
*shrugs*
I can't wait!
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