[My] Life in Wisconsin

HELP!? (This is almost gross).


Hi all;
Nothing like being unable to go to bed last night-

I had just gotten refreshed, my PJ's on- and came out of the bathroom to see this piss yellow river going across my kitchen.
Yes, my house has always leaned a little to the east.  hehehe

Punk was over in the LR on her rug, just watching this crap turn to a stinkin' little puddle.
Since both animals were in the house, I assumed one of them had peed, although that has NEVER happened before.

I grabbed a paper towel, mopped a bit of it up, and gingerly took a sniff. (There is a distinct difference between cat piss and dog pee). 

But the smell was neither. It was "off" somehow- A bit of a rancid smell, combined with something terribly spoiled .
Following it 'upstream', it was coming out of my cupboard!  ?!?!
A raccoon?!? Something else? 
Afraid to open the cupboard door lest something come out and bite me, I hit the door a few times to make a LOUD noise- (Sure to startle any pissin' thing in there).

Nothing moved.

By this time, Punk was ready to do battle- She picks up my emotions so very well-

She stood guard (behind me). hehehe  Sputty had been woken too; thinking my loud knocks were company- He went over to the door; sat and waited.

Slowly, slowly, slowly I opened that door...

Very, VERY s--l--o--w--l--y...

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Burst can in cupboard. (Texsun, left)

It peed in my cupboard!!!




What the burst OJ leakage did to an onion peel...

This is a lost onion peel that I hadn't bothered to pick up from earlier in the day. Look how blackened it is- 
And, no, it didn't take me that long to change, & brush my teeth and hair.

What causes this to happen? 
And what, pray tell, can happen to us as we inhaled the fumes, (which were nasty to say the least). 

In advance I thank you for letting me know... (Um- You DO know, don't you)?!?

Although I am very thankful that I can still boast that my animals have not had any accidents, I have never ever had this happen before.
I must vamoose for now!

XOXO
Me

I will post a little question for you first... as another blog hits the drafts folder. Grrr... Have an eye doc appointment- Will try to post later (if my damned head is behaving). Love to all. XOXO, Me