ARF!!!!
(And we ALL know what THAT means)...
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(about myself)
might put ALL dogs to shame.
I did NOT do it!
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I do not care what YOU have heard.
I do not care what my "she" says.
I do not care if the sky is purple.
I do not care if YOU think it is magenta, (or 6 million other stupid colors).
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I did NOT do it!!!
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It is an unmitigated lie.
A scurrilous lie.
A damned monstrous lie.
A blatant misconception.
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(Which only makes me realize that 'she' is old and ugly and mean)...
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SHE said I stole something that was not mine!
.(Blasphemer)!
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I would not EVER, EVER, do such a thing!!!!
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Now here's the doo~doo on what REALLY happened...
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"She" goes to walk out of the door.
...I wanted to go with her, but 'she' said "NO".
.(I do NOT like that word)...
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But at this point, my memory is a bit hazy, and I am not really sure what happened.
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But all of a sudden, I hear the door open again.
(This tells me she is back inside).
I run to meet and greet her.
And she says those four little words that would make any dogs paws quake.
"What have YOU done?"
I put on my bestest eyes, and look at her...
"Who, ME??"
"Nothing."
"I done NOTHING, I tell ya..."
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But 'she' said my puppy dog eyes do not phase her in the least.
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She says she KNOWS I done something wrong.
(But I didn't)!!!
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I DID NOT GET INTO THAT LITTLE CONTAINER OF SOUR CREAM!
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I WOULD NOT EVER DO SUCH A THING!
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I COULD NOT DO IT, NOT TO HER (CUZ I KNOW HOW MUCH 'SHE' LOVES THAT ON HER TATERS)!
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NOT EVER!
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lOVE, pUNK
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