[My] Life in Wisconsin

Burma~Shave Road Signs!

I just HAVE to share this...

For those who never saw any of the BurmaShave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, BurmaShave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields.

They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising BurmaShave, a popular shaving cream

Here are more of the actual signs:

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DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.

BURMASHAVE




TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP

BurmaShave




HE SAW A TRAIN
AND TRIED TO DUCK IT
KICKED FIRST THE GAS
AND THEN THE BUCKET
BurmaShave




LISTEN BIRDS
THESE SIGNS COST MONEY
SO SIT A SPELL
BUT DON'T GET FUNNY
BurmaShave



A MAN, A MISS
A CAR, A CURVE
HE KISSED THE MISS
AND MISSED THE CURVE
BurmaShave




SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE

BurmaShave




DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT

Burma Shave


DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED
NEXT IS NOT AMUSING

BurmaShave


BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE

BurmaShave



CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND MORE STEER

BurmaShave


SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT

BurmaShave



THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE

BurmaShave



AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?

Burma Shave



NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU

BurmaShave



A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'

BurmaShave




AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY

BurmaShave


BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE

BurmaShave




THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING

B urmaShave



CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.

Burma Shave




PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW

BurmaShave



Do these bring back any old memories?


They sure did for me! 

Driving down the highways for our Sunday Afternoon outings... and seeing these signs from the open windows of the Old 4~door Ford Galaxy!

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Top picture stolen from the GREAT Website below!!!

Click below and check your own years!!!

I am thinking that the world could USE a little more common sense...

Bring them back!!!

http://burma-shave.org/jingles/1936/the_cream


3 comments:

  1. The draftee
    Tried a tube
    And purred
    Well whaddya know
    I've been defurred

    >>> DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
    >>> OUT SO FAR
    >>> IT MAY GO HOME
    >>> IN ANOTHER CAR.
    >>> BURMA SHAVE
    >>>
    >>> IF KISSIN WHILE DRIVING
    >>> IS YOUR SPORT
    >>> THEN TRADE IN YOUR CAR
    >>> FOR A DAVENPORT
    >>> Burma Shave
    >>>
    >>> FOR ALL THE DRUNKS
    >>> WHO DRIVE ON SUNDAY.
    >>> FEW LIVE TO DRIVE AGAIN
    >>> ON MONDAY
    >>> Burma Shave
    >>>

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  2. Tons more jingles here, (listed by year and 1st line)
    http://burma-shave.org/

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  3. Please click on the link below and turn up your speakers.

    Burma Shave with the Statler Brothers .

    You may need to watch it twice; once to watch the Burma shave signs change, and once to catch all the pictures plus listening to the music of the Statler Brothers.

    I am sending this to my 'older friends' because most folks under 50 would have no idea what I am talking about. Too bad they missed it!
    http://oldfortyfives.com/DYRT.htm


    Special thanks to friend Duane!
    Mwuah!

    XOXO
    me

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