Did you know that if you are outside working... Busting your backside, and trying to throw a few seeds in the ground before it rains... Needing more than just a shovel and a hoe; you reach out and grab a rake...
Now consider this... if that same rake has a friggin' bee sitting on the handle, and you happen to grab it right on the part with the bee, that the darned impatient thing will actually have the balls to sting you right in the middle of your palm?
Basty nastard... I am still mad, (but am deriving a curious pleasure from the fact that once a bee stings he gets to die)!
Tuesday May 9, 2006 - 05:54am (CDT)
ROFLMO!
ReplyDeleteLMAO friggin, Basty nastards, Hahahahaha Anne did you also know that Bees kill more people than alligators and sharks combined Another thing you didn't know about bees is that Jaws has nothing on them. Africanized honeybees kill as many as three people a year (combined, sharks and alligators can't muster the bloodlust to kill even one person per year, on average), and they do it with an admirable amount of determination. They're willing to pursue you for more than a quarter mile (on the History Channel show MonsterQuest they were shown to be good for double that distance) and they're too smart for commonsense strategies like hiding in water, since they're happy to wait for you to come up for air.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, to the naked, terrified eye, it's impossible to tell the difference between regular honeybees and Africanized honeybees.
Happy Planting Anne
I say "Basty Nastards" all the time. (Glad it made you laugh)! hehehe
ReplyDeleteFortunately I do not think that the AfHb's can live in Wisconsin. Too cold for them
Lucky for me because i am allergic to any/all of these dang stings...
XOXO
me
allergic Heck that's awful Anne I hope you never come across one, they are a little bigger than ya everyday garden variety
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