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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more!
It is a well known fact the penguin is a very ritualistic bird. It lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the freshly dug grave...
They all sing: "FREEZE a jolly good fellow."
Then, they kick him in THE ICE HOLE.
Sheesh, did you really think I knew anything about penguins?!?
Must fly for now...
Have a wunnaful Monday!
XOXO
Me
Cute; hon....
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I wonder what the penguin communitiy does when they find out a penguin has been cheating on it's mate?
ReplyDeleteLOL! you are sooooooo naughty! I was taking all of this as fact until I got to the singing Freeze part! :D you silly woman you!
ReplyDeleteLOL, that was great, thanks for bringing a smile to my face on this not so happy Monday!
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ReplyDeleteLOL! Girl....you had me going there! You must be having a good day.
ReplyDeleteI just watched "March of the Penguins" yesterday. They are very ritualistic. They do go through a special and very endearing mating routine. They have a difficult life in a race against time and the brutal elements of the weather just to attempt to hatch one egg. One mother penguins egg had hatched but the baby penguin froze to death and her mourning for that baby was heart wrenching. She wanted a baby so bad that she even attempted to steal one from another. The other moms worked together to protect that new baby penguin from the baby snatcher to be. They are a very socialistic group for sure. They do have feelings and care for each other in a group effort. If you've never seen March of the Penguin...watch it.
LMAO, your too silly
ReplyDeleteLMAO , I never expected that
ReplyDeleteI really took an interest in the penguin thing since they are one of my favorites...
ReplyDeleteLOL...brat.
ROFL...
ReplyDeleteOh, and here I thought they were just sold and penguicicles.
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