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Don't sell to farmers...
A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer.
"Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it."
The farmer was dubious.
"Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case from you. And get everyone in the county to buy a case we will make you rich.
The salesman was delighted.
They went to the field and the salesman stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly with the bug spray and tied him to a stake.
Back to the house went the farmer.
The next morning, the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield...
Sure enough,the salesman was there, hanging in his bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one bite on him.
The farmer was perplexed. "Son," he said, "Now, you don't have a bite on you but you look like hell! What the devil happened?"
The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and croaked, "Doesn't that calf have a mother?"
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XOXO
Me
Hahahaha He should be happy, sore but happy
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Organic of course.lol
ReplyDelete*groans with her face in her hand*
ReplyDeleteThat was funny. Sick but funny, LOL.
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snotball
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I do have a warped sense of humor at times...
OHHH That's not right... Reminds me of this.....
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe! Thanks for the smile that put on my face.
ReplyDeleteLMAO...that was funny!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!
ReplyDeleteOne for you Anna;
ReplyDeleteWhen the driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, he plowed into an empty toll booth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers.
The men picked up each broken piece of the former toll booth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it.
Then they began fitting the pieces together.
In less than a half hour, they had the entire toll booth reconstructed and looking good as new.
"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief.
"What was the white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"
The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste