[My] Life in Wisconsin

Somebody Done SUMPTHIN' Wrong...

>Looking skyward<

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And repeating... ad~nausem:

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I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

I will not swear.

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!@#* ***Like hell I won't!!!*** @#*!

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Imagine my surprise to try to login to one of my accounts at the bank... And for some silly reason I cannot get into it online?

Knowing that they have redid the entire site to cut down on the possibility of identity theft, (but still getting a weird feeling), I think "Hmmm... Maybe I will just take a ride to the bank and just find out what their little machine says"...

So I take that ride.

...After all, I will need a bit more petrol to go mow my grass (so it won't be a completely wasted trip)...

And, I can grab some milk and eggs at the mini~mart while I am at it too...

Miss Punk wants to come, seeing that I am loading up the gas container; (and she KNOWS that Burger King is right there; and maybe she will get a naked burger)!

I pull into the bank, insert my little card, push the required number of buttons... and wait and wait...

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The screen blinks.

It tells me to reinsert my card.

I do this all over again, and I wait

...and wait...

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I sit waiting to find out that as of two days ago I am worth all of:

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.85 !?!?!
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  • No checking...
  • No savings... (well, except for that whopping eighty~five cents)...
  • No money market funds...
  • No shit?!?

So, something is awfully awry. hehehe (I always wanted to use that word in a blog).

And as luck (mine) would have it, it would be Saturday today... And so, I only need to wait a mere 48 hours to find out WTF has happened at the bank...

Patience is a virtue. (I have now lost all of my virtue).

WAH!!!!!!!!!

xoxo, Me

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And why am I laughing???

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(Maybe I should have at LEAST had a dollar and eighty~five cents).

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.Damn hey, WHAT NEXT?!?!?

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