Oh thanks! I would need that, wouldn't I??? But then it WOULD matter because if it's something not so important, then the bail would be le$$... (I think)!
Alright then Miss Smarty Pants, Then I would wonder why You were in there by yourself and I'm not beside you, 'cause if you're in trouble I want to share.
Let's see.......... one of your recent posts was about having to get rid of a bunch of weeds.......... hmmmm, were they the kind of weeds that come with possession charges? (ROTFLMAO!! - Sorry, just being silly!!)
For trying to make away with your doctor for not helping you with your back problems?? hehehe .. For some reason I cannot imagine you getting arrested Anne .. Hugs
If I seen you in a police car this is what I'd think...
Oh, look... Anne's in the backseat of that police cruiser! I guess she finally got tired of Randy not getting her drains unclogged and done something about it herself!
Anne, if I saw you in the back of a police car my thought would probably be...."well...she must have spoke out and stepped on someones toes and made a point! And the most the other party could do or say was to have her arrested." I pity the judge! Hehehehehe! For whatever reason you would be seeing a judge for, I know ANNE did her homework and will win!
You either beat up a doctor or nurse OR you finally pissed off the FDA for getting warning people about recalls so they decided to hire you...see, you're not arrested in my version. (you don't have be arrested to be in a cruiser) So the head hauncho is having you escorted to the main office for an emergency job opening that some doofus just screwed up cause he had the info wrong. :P
The Mexican mercinary buried in your garden. Either that or brown county got ahold of this blog & had to detain you while they "checked everything out".
HEY! You weren't sposedta bring that little guy up again AND TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU NOT TO! I am going to have to write a book now- (Mercenary Fertilization- A how-to guide). hehehe
Bring the county on! (As long as it's not Oconto)...
Place thumb pads under the bony base of your skull in back, each thumb 1 inch from spine. Holding your thumbs against the two points, tilt your head back slightly. Press upward, counting to 10, breathing deeply. Massage, feel change, and slowly release, counting to 10. 5 repetitions.
2. Migraine Pressure Point at Mid-Forehead
This migraine pressure point is at the forehead’s middle, between your eyebrows. Using the migraine pressure point technique above, press inward, counting to 10, breathing deeply. Massage, feel change, and slowly release, counting to 10. 10 repetitions.
3. Migraine Pressure Point at Eye Corners
Feel away from the eyes until you find the spots just behind the bone. Using the migraine pressure point technique and one or two finger pads, Massage, feel change, and slowly release, counting to 10. 10 repetitions.
4. Migraine Pressure Point on Hand
Find a migraine pressure point at the fleshy part of each hand between thumb and index finger. Using thumb pad and index finger of the other hand, gradually squeeze this migraine pressure point, counting to 10, breathing deeply. Massage, feel change, and slowly release, counting to 10. 10 repetitions.
5. Migraine Pressure Point on Foot
This migraine pressure point is on top of your foot where bones come together between big toe and second toe. Press downward, counting to 10, breathing deeply. Massage, feel change, and slowly release, counting to 10. 10 repetitions.
Hmmm... I was gonna say that I wouldn't have to wonder what you did, as I'd be right beside you, but that one was already taken...
SO... I'd have to say that you'd have proven a very good point to someone, with FACTS and all, and they got so mad at you with their non-facts and decided to call in a favor and have the matter resolved by removing the intelligent one... But this one was kind of said already, too!!!
I guess I'm not too creative today! :(
The most plausible would be you going after certain people who hurt me in the past, that was always threatened anyway. "You hurt my daughter and so help me God, you'll wish you never have met her or me!"
Anne...you know you have to close the shades before you "talk" to the terrible two...
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ReplyDeleteYou are SO bad!
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My thoughts would turn to wondering what doctor or nurse was in morgue right now.
ReplyDeletemaking cheese without a license?
ReplyDeleteBeating the crap out of some of one of those people whose criminal exploits you've posted
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ReplyDeletehehehe
I like that...
There have been a few...
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ReplyDeleteThere have been a few more of those...
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ReplyDeleteOops...
Do you need a license to add bacteria to milk?
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It wouldn't matter to me what you'd been arrested for. My main concern would be how was I going to come up with the bail money.
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Oh thanks! I would need that, wouldn't I???
ReplyDeleteBut then it WOULD matter because if it's something not so important, then the bail would be le$$...
(I think)!
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Alright then Miss Smarty Pants,
ReplyDeleteThen I would wonder why You were in there by yourself and I'm not beside you, 'cause if you're in trouble I want to share.
ReplyDeleteOnly if I robbed a bank.
(Or especially then)?
For you to be in THAT kind of trouble, it MUST have been fun. So I want some too.
ReplyDeleteYou decided life is short and you wanted to check a few things off your bucket list :)
ReplyDeleteLet's see..........
ReplyDeleteone of your recent posts was about having to get rid of a bunch of weeds..........
hmmmm, were they the kind of weeds that come with possession charges? (ROTFLMAO!! - Sorry, just being silly!!)
For trying to make away with your doctor for not helping you with your back problems?? hehehe .. For some reason I cannot imagine you getting arrested Anne .. Hugs
ReplyDeleteIf I seen you in a police car this is what I'd think...
ReplyDeleteOh, look... Anne's in the backseat of that police cruiser! I guess she finally got tired of Randy not getting her drains unclogged and done something about it herself!
hehehe
Anne, if I saw you in the back of a police car my thought would probably be...."well...she must have spoke out and stepped on someones toes and made a point! And the most the other party could do or say was to have her arrested."
ReplyDeleteI pity the judge! Hehehehehe! For whatever reason you would be seeing a judge for, I know ANNE did her homework and will win!
You either beat up a doctor or nurse OR you finally pissed off the FDA for getting warning people about recalls so they decided to hire you...see, you're not arrested in my version. (you don't have be arrested to be in a cruiser) So the head hauncho is having you escorted to the main office for an emergency job opening that some doofus just screwed up cause he had the info wrong. :P
ReplyDeletewe did this one already.
ReplyDeleteIf I saw you in the back of a police car, I would not assume that YOU had done something wrong.... I would be more worried as to who did what to you.
Illegal use of a camera.
ReplyDeleteThe Mexican mercinary buried in your garden. Either that or brown county got ahold of this blog & had to detain you while they "checked everything out".
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to renew your driver's license and you sassed the officer when he pointed it out to you. LOL
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ReplyDeleteOoh Life IS short...
And you are giving me ideas!
Be all the "silly" you want... (You have not seen my garden)...
ReplyDeletehehehe
ReplyDeleteI would gladly have sent the jackass to the doctor if he would have kicked him in the back too.
(And thank you for your support)! ;-)
ReplyDeleteTo Randy or to the drains???
(Remember Randy is a cop)...
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh- (at the judge of course)!
hehehe
(Have I gained so much wight that someone called the cops when I stepped on their toes)?
ReplyDeleteI like the way you think!
(And I do hate doofuses)!
Oh yes, there are a few that I could have had put there.
ReplyDeletePS
I honestly don't remember- (But once ya reach 50 you can say that for almost anything)!
hehehe
ReplyDeleteYou are just jealous of my night vision settings!!!!
HEY!
ReplyDeleteYou weren't sposedta bring that little guy up again
AND TO THINK I TRUSTED YOU NOT TO!
I am going to have to write a book now- (Mercenary Fertilization- A how-to guide).
hehehe
Bring the county on! (As long as it's not Oconto)...
*hugs*
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Deadly assault with a plunger...
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ReplyDeleteThank you for not snorting...
ReplyDeleteTo Randy or to the drains???
The drains silly, the drains!
ReplyDelete:P
*hands Anne a glass of warm milk*
ReplyDeleteDrink that and try to get some sleep... :D
ReplyDeleteI tried.
I really did.
I will try again shortly.
Do I need to get the plunger after you now?
ReplyDeletehehehe
ReplyDeleteMaybe it would stuck my head off and my migraine would go away?
Hmm... I dunno.
ReplyDeleteIf you wanna try it, I'm game!
We just might stumble onto something and become crazy-rich millionaires! :D
ReplyDeleteWhat I need is an old fashioned welders helmet that I can tighten around my head.
Got one?
May I borrow it?
Fresh out, sorry! :(
ReplyDeleteTried pressure points or rubbing the temples?
I know you know what's best for your migraine... Just trying to throw some off the wall stuff out there to get your mind off of it.
Maybe there's a pressure point around my neck?
ReplyDelete1. Migraine Pressure Point at Base of Skull
ReplyDeletePlace thumb pads under the bony base of your skull in back, each thumb 1 inch from spine. Holding your thumbs against the two points, tilt your head back slightly. Press upward, counting to 10, breathing deeply. Massage, feel change, and slowly release, counting to 10. 5 repetitions.
2. Migraine Pressure Point at Mid-Forehead
This migraine pressure point is at the forehead’s middle, between your eyebrows. Using the migraine pressure point technique above, press inward, counting to 10, breathing deeply. Massage, feel change, and slowly release, counting to 10. 10 repetitions.
3. Migraine Pressure Point at Eye Corners
Feel away from the eyes until you find the spots just behind the bone. Using the migraine pressure point technique and one or two finger pads, Massage, feel change, and slowly release, counting to 10. 10 repetitions.
4. Migraine Pressure Point on Hand
Find a migraine pressure point at the fleshy part of each hand between thumb and index finger. Using thumb pad and index finger of the other hand, gradually squeeze this migraine pressure point, counting to 10, breathing deeply. Massage, feel change, and slowly release, counting to 10. 10 repetitions.
5. Migraine Pressure Point on Foot
This migraine pressure point is on top of your foot where bones come together between big toe and second toe. Press downward, counting to 10, breathing deeply. Massage, feel change, and slowly release, counting to 10. 10 repetitions.
the above found here:
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Thank you Sweetie!
ReplyDeleteWhere's the info on my neck? (Specifically the carotid artery)?
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You're Welcome!!!
ReplyDeleteAs for the carotid artery I couldn't really find anything... Maybe I can vulcan nerve pinch you to sleep??
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Hmmm... I was gonna say that I wouldn't have to wonder what you did, as I'd be right beside you, but that one was already taken...
ReplyDeleteSO... I'd have to say that you'd have proven a very good point to someone, with FACTS and all, and they got so mad at you with their non-facts and decided to call in a favor and have the matter resolved by removing the intelligent one... But this one was kind of said already, too!!!
I guess I'm not too creative today! :(
The most plausible would be you going after certain people who hurt me in the past, that was always threatened anyway. "You hurt my daughter and so help me God, you'll wish you never have met her or me!"
Love you Much Much!!
~Casey
Defending one of your kids or animals (although they are kids too right?)
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ReplyDeleteThat would be nice. Please send Leonard Nimoy.
ReplyDeleteSweet BoboBaby!
now WHOM would have EVER said such a thing?
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ReplyDeleteSweet Beep!
Sounds about right! (Or maybe JT)? hehehe
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lol....I love it when DeeAnne Snorts....it's endearing :)
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I think so too!
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Sometimes I think he definitely qualifies as "kid".. hehe Dont tell I told! ♥
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