CALL the VET!!!

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A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat," agreed to look after
her neighbors' male dog and house while they were away on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the dogs apart.

However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage as frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, although it was late, she called the vet,
who answered in a very grumpy voice.

After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"It just worked for me," he replied.