Love, Punk

ARF! (And we ALL know what that means)!

Yep. It's me, Punk.
Nice to see you all here.

My "she" is busy elsewhere, and I heard her say something about writing a blog today, so I thought I would beat her to it... (So far so good).
My Casey is still sleeping...

My birthday is tomorrow! I will be 4 whole years old.

Too bad things aren't looking too good for a present.
I already got in trouble this morning. 
I went outside to take care of my business- As I was peeing, I saw something in my mama's old kennel. I finished killing the ungrown grass, and then 'pointed'. 
Shhh... Holy Cow! There was another Sputty there!  I was as still as I could be.
♫  He looked at me.  I looked at him.  He sized up me.  I sized up him... arf ♫


My "she" said 'GO!'
So off I went, running fast after this bum...
And behind me all the while I hear her saying 'go' 'go' 'go'.
Then she uses my middle name. In case ya forgot, my middle name is "Dammit."
I heard that and knew I was in trouble. I stopped just for a second, thinking Uh~Oh. (The other Sputty gets away, -Grrrrr-).

I made a misteak thinking she'd said "GO!" (Turns out 'she' was sayin' "NO" all along).

Now I am mad too.

Bad enough that I haven't had a decent bone in forever.
Bad enough that all those things with feathers are here and I can't catch 'em.

Bad enough that I gotta share everything, (and all the cat shares is his claws).

Then the other day, the little one said Sput could come along for a ride even!

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That's NOT fair! And he stole my way back seat!
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Then he came by me- I had to be good. That darn cat even tried stealin' MY pillow!

Worried, and I tried to get my she to look at me.
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But 'she' was driving- and my little one had the picture thingie.
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OK.  It wasn't so bad...
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I kinda even had fun.
'Cepting when Sput went waaaaay up in the front, (and I can't fit there).

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He's just a dumb ole cat ya know.
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It's been real nice outside on my paws.
One day when we was outside, my she found these.
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She says they are big this year...
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And she sez there are LOTS of them too...
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She sez too that she thinks they are 'SO purty"
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I just sat in the shade and watched her-



She looked like she didn't know what to do with them.  BUT I SURE DID!
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They are kinda tasty too!  Hard yet to get off the wood sticks-
They won't be so hard in a day or so.
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My she has a hole that she goes into.
And I hafta stay out and just watch...
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I am always happy when she comes back outta that big hole.
There is a big noise down there that I always hear after she goes down there.
It kinda scares me.  I wait anyway. She sez I can't go in because there's too much I can't get into. (Like that big old hole I guess).
She sez she won't hafta be crawlin' down there in a little while cuz someone else is coming to fix it. (Whatever "it" is).
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I'd better go.
I hafta go upstairs and wake up the little one now. (I gotta do everything)!

A big old ARF! to all.
May your bowls always be full!
-And may your cat pals try not to run with the big dogs.

Love, Punk