>Looking skyward<
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And repeating... ad~nausem:
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I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
I will not swear.
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!@#* ***Like hell I won't!!!*** @#*!
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Imagine my surprise to try to login to one of my accounts at the bank... And for some silly reason I cannot get into it online?
Knowing that they have redid the entire site to cut down on the possibility of identity theft, (but still getting a weird feeling), I think "Hmmm... Maybe I will just take a ride to the bank and just find out what their little machine says"...
So I take that ride.
...After all, I will need a bit more petrol to go mow my grass (so it won't be a completely wasted trip)...
And, I can grab some milk and eggs at the mini~mart while I am at it too...
Miss Punk wants to come, seeing that I am loading up the gas container; (and she KNOWS that Burger King is right there; and maybe she will get a naked burger)!
I pull into the bank, insert my little card, push the required number of buttons... and wait and wait...
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The screen blinks.
It tells me to reinsert my card.
I do this all over again, and I wait
...and wait...
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I sit waiting to find out that as of two days ago I am worth all of:
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- No checking...
- No savings... (well, except for that whopping eighty~five cents)...
- No money market funds...
- No shit?!?
So, something is awfully awry. hehehe (I always wanted to use that word in a blog).
And as luck (mine) would have it, it would be Saturday today... And so, I only need to wait a mere 48 hours to find out WTF has happened at the bank...
Patience is a virtue. (I have now lost all of my virtue).
WAH!!!!!!!!!
xoxo, Me
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And why am I laughing???
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(Maybe I should have at LEAST had a dollar and eighty~five cents).
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