Bizarre and Off~The~Wall Holidays

Ever wonder what to celebrate?
Here you go! hehehe I collected these from all over the web, after being intrigued by all the "holidays" within my bizarre news newsletter.

XOXO
Me



Bizarre January Holidays

1/1     First Foot Day and Z Day
1/2     Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
1/3     Festival of Sleep Day
1/4     Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
1/5     Bird Day
1/6     Bean Day
1/7     Old Rock Day
1/8     National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher's Day
1/9     Play God Day
1/10     Peculiar People Day
1/11     National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
1/12     Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
1/13     Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
1/14     National Dress Up Your Pet Day
1/15     Hat Day
1/16     Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
1/17     Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
1/18     Winnie the Pooh Day
1/19     National Popcorn Day
1/20     National Buttercrunch Day
1/21     National Hugging Day
1/22     National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
1/23     National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
1/24     Eskimo Pie Patent Day
1/25     Opposite Day
1/26     Australia Day
1/27     Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day
1/28     National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
1/29     National Cornchip Day
1/30     Escape Day
1/31     National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day



Bizarre February Holidays

2/1     Serpent Day
2/2     Purification Day
2/3     Cordova Ice Worm Day
2/4     Create A Vacuum Day
2/5     Disaster Day
2/6     Lame Duck Day
2/7     Charles Dickens Day
2/8     Kite Flying Day
2/9     Toothache Day
2/10     Umbrella Day
2/11     White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
2/12     National Plum Pudding Day
2/13     Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
2/14     Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
2/15     National Gum Drop Day
2/16     Do A Grouch A Favor Day
2/17     Champion Crab Races Day
2/18     National Battery Day
2/19     National Chocolate Mint Day
2/20     Hoodie Hoo Day
2/21     Card Reading Day
2/22     Be Humble Day
2/23     International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
2/24     National Tortilla Chip Day
2/25     Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
2/26     National Pistachio Day
2/27     International Polar Bear Day
2/28     Public Sleeping Day
2/1     National Surf and Turf Day



Bizarre March Holidays
3/1     National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
3/2     Old Stuff Day
3/3     I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day
3/4     Holy Experiment Day
3/5     Multiple Personalities Day
3/6     National Frozen Food Day
3/7     National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
3/8     Be Nasty Day
3/9     Panic Day
3/10     Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
3/11     Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
3/12     Alfred Hitchcock Day
3/13     Jewel Day
3/14     National Potato Chip Day
3/15     Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
3/16     Everything You Do Is Right Day
3/17     Submarine Day
3/18     Supreme Sacrifice Day
3/19     Poultry Day
3/20     Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
3/21     Fragrance Day
3/22     National Goof-off Day
3/23     National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
3/24     National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
3/25     Pecan Day and Waffle Day
3/26     Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
3/27     National "Joe" Day
3/28     Something On A Stick Day
3/29     Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
3/30     I Am In Control Day
3/31     Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day



Bizarre April Holidays

4/1     One Cent Day
4/2     National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
4/3     Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
4/4     Tell-A-Lie Day
4/5     Go For Broke Day
4/6     Sorry Charlie Day
4/7     No Housework Day
4/8     All Is Ours Day
4/9     Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
4/10     Golfers Day
4/11     Eight-Track Tape Day
4/12     Look Up At The Sky Day
4/13     Blame Somebody Else Day
4/14     National Pecan Day
4/15     Rubber Eraser Day
4/16     National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
4/17     National Cheeseball Day
4/18     International Jugglers Day
4/19     Garlic Day
4/20     Look Alike Day
4/21     Kindergarten Day
4/22     National Jelly Bean Day
4/23     Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
4/24     National Pigs In A Blanket Day
4/25     National Zucchini Bread Day
4/26     Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
4/27     Tell A Story Day
4/28     Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
4/29     National Shrimp Scampi Day
4/30     National Honesty Day



Bizarre May Holidays

5/1     Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
5/2     Fire Day
5/3     Lumpy Rug Day
5/4     National Candied Orange Peel Day
5/5     National Hoagie Day
5/6     Beverage Day
5/7     International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and
5/8     No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day
5/9     Lost Sock Memorial Day
5/10     Clean Up Your Room Day
5/11     Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
5/12     Limerick Day
5/13     Leprechaun Day
5/14     National Dance Like A Chicken Day
5/15     National Chocolate Chip Day
5/16     Wear Purple For Peace Day
5/17     Pack Rat Day
5/18     International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
5/19     Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
5/20     Eliza Doolittle Day
5/21     National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
5/22     Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
5/23     Penny Day
5/24     National Escargot Day
5/25     National Tap Dance Day
5/26     Grey Day
5/27     Body Painting Arts Festival
5/28     National Hamburger Day
5/29     End Of The Middle Ages Day
5/30     My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
5/31     National Macaroon Day



Bizarre June Holidays

6/1     Dare Day
6/2     National Rocky Road Day
6/3     Repeat Day
6/4     Old Maid's Day
6/5     Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
6/6     Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
6/7     National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
6/8     Name Your Poison Day
6/9     Donald Duck Day
6/10     National Yo-Yo Day
6/11     National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
6/12     Machine Day
6/13     National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
6/14     Pop Goes The Weasel Day
6/15     Smile Power Day
6/16     National Hollerin' Contest Day
6/17     Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
6/18     International Panic Day
6/19     World Sauntering Day
6/20     Ice Cream Soda Day
6/22     National Chocolate Eclair Day
6/23     National Pink Day
6/24     Museum Comes To Life Day
6/25     Log Cabin Day
6/26     National Chocolate Pudding Day
6/27     National Columnists Day
6/28     Paul Bunyan Day
6/29     Camera Day
6/30     Meteor Day



Bizarre July Holidays

7/1     Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
7/2     Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
7/3     Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
7/4     National Country Music Day and
7/5     Workaholics Day
7/6     National Fried Chicken Day
7/7     National Strawberry Sundae Day
7/8     Video Games Day
7/9     National Sugar Cookie Day
7/10     Clerihew Day
7/11     National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
7/12     National Pecan Pie Day
7/13     Fool's Paradise Day
7/14     National Nude Day
7/15     National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day
7/16     International Juggling Day
7/17     National Peach Ice Cream Day
7/18     National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day
7/19     Flitch Day
7/20     Ugly Truck Contest Day
7/21     National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
7/22     Ratcatcher's Day
7/23     National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
7/24     Amelia Earhart Day
7/25     Threading The Needle Day
7/26     All Or Nothing Day
7/27     Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
7/28     National Milk Chocolate Day
7/29     Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
7/30     National Cheesecake Day
7/31     Parent's Day



Bizarre August Holidays

8/1     Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
8/2     National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
8/3     National Watermelon Day
8/4     Twins Day Festival
8/5     National Mustard Day
8/6     Wiggle Your Toes Day
8/7     Sea Serpent Day
8/8     Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
8/9     National Polka Festival
8/10     Lazy Day
8/11     Presidential Joke Day
8/12     Middle Child's Day
8/13     Blame Someone Else Day
8/14     National Creamsicle Day
8/15     National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
8/16     Bratwurst Festival
8/17     National Thriftshop Day
8/18     Bad Poetry Day
8/19     Potato Day
8/20     National Radio Day
8/21     National Spumoni Day
8/22     Be An Angel Day
8/23     National Spongecake Day
8/24     Knife Day
8/25     Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
8/26     National Cherry Popsicle Day
8/27     Petroleum Day
8/28     World Sauntering Day
8/29     More Herbs, Less Salt Day
8/30     National Toasted Marshmallow Day
8/31     National Trail Mix Day



Bizarre September Holidays

9/1     Emma M. Nutt Day
9/2     National Beheading Day
9/3     Skyscraper Day
9/4     Newspaper Carrier Day
9/5     Be Late For Something Day
9/6     Fight Procrastination Day
9/7     Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
9/8     National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
9/9     Teddy Bear Day
9/10     Swap Ideas Day
9/11     No News Is Good News Day
9/12     National Pet Memorial Day and
9/13     Defy Superstition Day
9/14     National Cream-filled Donut Day
9/15     Felt Hat Day
9/16     Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day
9/17     National Apple Dumpling Day
9/18     National Play-doh Day
9/19     National Butterscotch Pudding Day
9/20     National Punch Day
9/21     World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival
9/22     Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
9/23     Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
9/24     Festival Of Latest Novelties
9/25     National Comic Book Day
9/26     National Good Neighbor Day and
9/27     Crush A Can Day
9/28     Ask A Stupid Question Day
9/29     Poisoned Blackberries Day
9/30     National Mud Pack Day



Bizarre October Holidays

10/1     World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
10/2     Name Your Car Day
10/3     Virus Appreciation Day
10/4     National Golf Day
10/5     National Storytelling Festival
10/6     German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
10/7     National Frappe Day
10/8     American Tag Day
10/9     Moldy Cheese Day
10/10     National Angel Food Cake Day
10/11     It's My Party Day
10/12     International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
10/13     National Peanut Festival
10/14     Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
10/15     White Cane Safety Day
10/16     Dictionary Day
10/17     Gaudy Day
10/18     No Beard Day
10/19     Evaluate Your Life Day
10/20     National Brandied Fruit Day
10/21     Babbling Day
10/22     National Nut Day
10/23     National Mole Day
10/24     National Bologna Day
10/25     Punk For A Day Day
10/26     Mule Day
10/27     Sylvia Plath Day
10/28     Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day
10/29     Hermit Day
10/30     National Candy Corn Day
10/31     National Magic Day and Increase Your Pyschic Powers Day



Bizarre November Holidays

11/1     Plan Your Epitaph Day
11/2     National Deviled Egg Day
11/3     Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
11/4     Waiting For The Barbarians Day
11/5     Gunpowder Day
11/6     Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
11/7     National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
11/8     Dunce Day
11/9     Chaos Never Dies Day
11/10     Forget-Me-Not Day
11/11     Air Day
11/12     National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
11/13     National Indian Pudding Day
11/14     Operation Room Nurse Day
11/15     National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
11/16     Button Day
11/17     Take A Hike Day
11/18     Occult Day
11/19     Have A Bad Day Day
11/20     Absurdity Day
11/21     World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
11/22     Start Your Own Country Day
11/23     National Cashew Day
11/24     Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
11/25     National Parfait Day
11/26     Shopping Reminder Day
11/27     Pins And Needles Day
11/28     Make Your Own Head Day
11/29     Square Dance Day
11/30     Stay At Home Because You're Well Day



Bizarre December Holidays

12/1     National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
12/2     National Fritters Day
12/3     National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
12/4     Wear Brown Shoes Day
12/5     National Sacher Torte Day
12/6     National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
12/7     National Cotton Candy Day
12/8     Take It In The Ear Day
12/9     National Pastry Day
12/10     Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
12/11     National Noodle Ring Day
12/12     National Ding-A-Ling Day
12/13     Ice Cream and Violins Day
12/14     National Bouillabaisse Day
12/15     National Lemon Cupcake Day
12/16     National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
12/17     Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
12/18     National Roast Suckling Pig Day
12/19     Oatmeal Muffin Day
12/20     Games Day
12/21     Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day,
12/22     National Date-Nut Bread Day
12/23     Roots Day
12/24     National Egg Nog Day
12/25     National Pumpkin Pie Day
12/26     National Whiners Day
12/27     National Fruitcake Day
12/28     Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
12/29     Pepper Pot Day
12/30     Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and
12/31     Unlucky Day


& heck, I'd rather have steak than fried chicken for my birthday...