[My] Life in Wisconsin

Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep...

Hi everyone;
I am going to bed in a little while...
And just have a little favor to ask of you...
...Before you fall to sleep tonight would you please say a prayer to help our people in DC make the right decision tomorrow?
So  very many sick / uninsured people are counting on this bill for their very existence. 

If you read nothing else below, please read the Facts and Myths section

More info on HR 3962: (Click for the bill).

The House of Representatives is expected to vote on health care reform bill HR 3962 over the weekend.

CLICK HERE for author info. I totally agree with her statement at the end.

To refresh your memory, the bill being considered in the House:
  •     * Creates an Exchange where individuals and small businesses can purchase health care

  •     * Gives tax credits to those in the Exchange to help them afford coverage

  •     * Includes a national public health insurance option in the Exchange to keep the insurance industry honest and lower prices

  •     * Strengthens employer-based coverage and asks employers to provide good coverage for their employees

  •     * Regulates all insurance plans to outlaw denials for pre-existing conditions, charging more if you're a woman, and a host of other bad practices

  •     * Strengthens Medicare and fully closes the Medicare Part D donut hole over time

  •     * Provides access to coverage for those uninsured in the interim before the entire program is up and running

"It may not be the bill some of us expected when we voted for real reform, but in my opinion it is a great start."

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WHY WE URGENTLY NEED REFORM

    * Every day up to 14,000 Americans lose their health coverage.

    * Over the past nine years insurance premiums have doubled, growing three times faster than wages.

    * Health care reform is deficit reduction. In 10 years, $1 out of $5 will be spent on health care.

    * An average family of four with health insurance paid an additional $1,100 towards their premiums in 2008 to cover the costs of the uninsured.

    * The $42.9 billion in unpaid health expenditures from 2007 to 2008 increased health care costs of covered families.

    * 47 million Americans lack insurance because they are not covered by their employer or cannot afford health coverage on their own.

    * Without health care reform, premiums for employer-sponsored health care plans are expected to more than double in the next few years, increasing from $11,381 in 2008 to $24,291 in 2016.


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Myths vs. Facts       

While some political and industry-led groups continue to spread myths about components of Affordable Health Care for America Act, independent analysis—and the facts—are knocking them down.



Myth: “Health Care isn’t broken now” – For the vast majority of Americans who have health care coverage, there’s no need for reform.

Fact: The average American family pays $1,100 extra each year now to cover costly care for 47 million uninsured Americans.  American businesses are struggling to cover their workers, and falling behind global competitors.  Health care costs are driving up the federal deficit and busting state budgets.  Right now, insurance companies can deny care or coverage for those who have insurance or take coverage away if you get “too sick.”  Millions of Americans are making job and life decisions based on the fear they will lose health care coverage.



Myth: “Forcing Americans into the Public Plan/Employers to Drop Coverage” – The House bill contains a government-run and –subsidized public option that would force employers to drop their more expensive coverage and force everyone onto a public plan.

Fact: Under the House bill, no one can ever be forced onto the public option.  The only way someone would be in the public plan is as a result of their own individual choice.  Approximately 1 in 10 Americans is expected to enter the Health Insurance Exchange to purchase their own insurance at competitive rates – and there they will have a range of options including various private plans, and the public plan.  If an employer is providing their employees health insurance through the Exchange, it is the employee – not the employer – choosing the plan.  Furthermore, the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office projects that more employers are likely to provide coverage under the bill – and just over 3% of Americans will actually choose the Public Option.



Myth: “Government Takeover/Socialized Medicine” – The House bill will lead to a government takeover of your health care – and who can trust the government?

Fact: The non-partisan Congressional Budget Office predicts just over 3% of Americans will choose the public health insurance option the House bill would offer, providing competition to insurance companies, which in some areas have a virtual monopoly.  In the current health care system, insurance companies hold more power than doctors and patients.  They can decide whether or not to cover treatments, procedures and routine doctor visits, and price for profit, not patient care.  The House bill would empower physicians and patients, with better information on what treatments work and incentives to provide higher quality and more integrated and coordinated care.  The same “government takeover” argument was made against Medicare, and it has turned out to be a very popular government-run health system, just like health care for our veterans.



Myth: “Rationing Care” – The House bill will put government bureaucrats in charge of who gets care and what treatments are available to patients.

Fact: Our current system rations care – with no cost caps on costly treatments pricing patients out of the ability to choose them, with insurance company accountants deciding when they will refuse coverage, and with 47 million Americans lacking basic health care coverage at all.  There is no rationing of care under this bill.  How did this rumor get started?  Opponents of “comparative effectiveness research” are trying to claim government panels would decide what care you can get.  In reality, it would provide doctors with the best research and information on what treatments work – in effect, making them smarter and better able to treat you.  Additionally, a committee of doctors, patient advocates, and other experts who do not work for the government would help make recommendations about the minimum benefits insurance plans should provide, to protect patients.



Myth: “Hurts Small Businesses” – The House bill will harm small businesses – undermining their ability to create new jobs and imposing large tax hikes – taking a big chunk out of their hard-earned income.

Fact: Far from undermining small businesses, the bill would significantly cut the costs of health care coverage for small businesses – making insurance companies compete for customers, and allowing small business owners to enter into a large purchasing pool (the Exchange) to get the kind of low rates big businesses get.  As the New York Times has pointed out, “The small business community would be one of the biggest winners from health care reform.”

Small businesses are offered two kinds of tax credits to help pay for insurance: a permanent tax credit that phases out for bigger businesses and those with higher salaries; and small businesses with 25 or fewer employees and average wages of less than $40,000 get tax credits of up to 50% of their insurance costs.

The vast majority of small businesses – those with payrolls under $500,000 in the latest version of the House bill – would be completely exempt from the shared responsibility concept that would require them to purchase insurance for their workers.

Under the bill, 96% of small business owners would pay NO increased taxes – and half of the remaining 4% earn less than a third of their income from a small business – so are more likely wealthy investors with some small business income.



Myth: “Cutting Medicare” – The House bill would cut Medicare benefits, leaving seniors with fewer choices and lower quality care.

Fact: Nothing in this bill would reduce benefits to seniors. The cost savings measures in Medicare under America’s Affordable Health Choices Act are all targeted at protecting and improving services and ensuring choice, by achieving new efficiencies; expanding authority to fight waste, fraud and abuse; and eliminating the wasteful Medicare Advantage subsidies to private insurance companies that Republicans ignored for eight years.

In fact, the $563 billion in savings over 10 years is a gross number—with a net of $340 billion in new spending to IMPROVE Medicare benefits and health care for seniors, including the following:

    * Lowers drug costs by gradually closing the “donut hole” for prescription drug reimbursement;
    * Preserves choice of doctors by eliminating a 20% cut in doctor reimbursements;
    * Lowers costs by eliminating copayments for preventive services;
    * Improves low-income subsidy programs, including under the part D program, to help ensure Medicare is affordable for those with low and modest incomes;
    * Computerizes medical records so seniors won’t have to take the same test over and over or relay their entire medical history every time they see a new provider
    * Expands the medical workforce so seniors will have more doctors to choose from and an easier time getting an appointment;
    * Develops new practices to improve quality such as the new Center for Quality Improvement that will identify best practices are distributed widely; and
    * Lengthens the solvency of Medicare by five years.



Myth: “Undocumented Immigrants” – The House bill provides health benefits for undocumented workers and their families.

Fact: Taxpayers will not fund health care for undocumented workers.  America’s Affordable Health Choices Act, Section 246 states that “Nothing in this subtitle shall allow Federal payments for affordability credits on behalf of individuals who are not lawfully present in the United States.”



Myth: “Exploding the Federal Deficit” – The House bill would increase the federal deficit – one more drag on future generations.

Fact:  Health reform will not increase the deficit.  On July 17, the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) confirmed that the House bill will be fully paid for just three years after the bill takes effect.  CBO estimated that the cost of the bill’s reforms was $1.042 trillion over 10 years, while the bill’s cost savings and revenues totaled $1.048 trillion.   Since then, amendments to the bill have trimmed the cost even more.

The reforms will be fully paid for through a combination of almost $500 billion in net Medicare and Medicaid reforms, included in the bill, and over $500 billion in revenue raised through a tax surcharge on the wealthiest 1.2% of Americans.  These reforms will provide affordable coverage to 97% of Americans two years after the bill takes effect – and reform our private insurance system to lower costs for all Americans and improve their coverage. I believe the naysayers will find their remarks to already be rebutted above
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TOP 10 CHANGES TO HEALTH INSURANCE REFORM BILL
 
1. REDUCES THE DEFICIT MORE
According to the CBO, the revised bill reduces the deficit by $30 billion over the first 10 years.  (The original bill reduced the deficit by $6 billion over the first 10 years).  The revised bill also continues to reduce
the deficit over the second 10 years.  
 
2. ENDS HEALTH INSURANCE COMPTION FROM ANTI-TRUST LAWS
In order to open up health insurance markets to real competition, the revised  blanket exemption from anti-trust laws, bringing anti-trust enforcement to the two most abusive practices of health insurers  price fixing and market allocation.
 
3. EXTENDS COVERAGE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE UP TO 27  BIRTHDAY THROUGH PARENTS INSURANCE
The revised bill requires health plans to allow young people through age 26 
 
4. CREATES A NEW, VOLUNTARY, PUBLIC LONG-TERM CARE INSURANCE PROGRAM
The revised bill creates a long-term care insurance program to be financed by voluntary payroll deductions to provide benefits to adults who become functionally disabled.  The measure provides a cash benefit to help individuals with community-based services. 
 
5. EXEMPTS SMALL BUSINESSES WITH PAYROLLS BELOW $500,000 FROM EMPLOYER MANDATE
The revised bill exempts a greater number of small businesses from the employer mandate  exempting 86% of all. Specifically, the bill exempts firms with payrolls up to $500,000 (instead of $250,000) from the mandate and provides only a graduated penalty for not offering coverage for firms with payrolls between $500,000 and $750,000 (instead of firms with payrolls between $250,000 and $400,000.) 
 
6. LIMITS THE HEALTH CARE SURCHARGE TO MILLIONAIRES
Under the revised bill, only the wealthiest 0.3% of Americans would pay a surcharge on the portion of their income above $500,000 (instead of $280,000) for individuals and $1 million (instead of $350,000) for couples, in order to help make health insurance affordable for middle class families.   
 
7. ADDRESSING GEOGRAPHIC VARIATIONS IN MEDICARE PAYMENTS/MOVING TO MEDICARE PAYMENTS REWARDING QUALITY AND COST-EFFECTIVENESS
The revised bill provides that the Institute of Medicine (IOM), through two studies, will make recommendations on how to fix the current Medicare reimbursement system, including addressing current geographic variations.  Under the bill, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS) will implement the IOM recommendations on changes to Medicare payment systems unless disapproved by Congress. 
 
8. BEGINS CLOSING THE MEDICARE PART D DONUT HOLE IMMEDIATELY
The revised bill moves forward the effective date of reducing the donut hole by $500 and instituting a 50% discount for brand-name drugs in the donut hole, from January 1, 2011 to January 1, 2010.  It also completes elimination of the donut hole by 2019 (instead of 2024).      
 
9. IMMEDIATE HELP FOR THE UNINSURED (INTERIM HIGH-RISK POOL)
To fill the gap before the Exchange is available, the revised bill immediately creates an insurance program with financial assistance for those who have been uninsured for several months or denied a policy because of pre-existing conditions. 
 
10. HHS NEGOTIATION OF DRUG PRICES
Under the revised bill, the Secretary of HHS is required to negotiate drug prices on behalf of Medicare beneficiaries.   
 
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TOP 14 PROVISIONS THAT TAKE EFFECT IMMEDIATELY

1.  BEGINS TO CLOSE THE MEDICARE PART D DONUT HOLE  Reduces the donut hole by $500 and institutes a 50% discount on brand-name drugs, effective January 1, 2010.  
 
2.  IMMEDIATE HELP FOR THE UNINSURED UNTIL EXCHANGE IS AVAILABLE (INTERIM HIGH-RISK POOL
Creates a temporary insurance program until the Exchange is available for individuals who have been uninsured for several months or have been denied a policy because of pre-existing conditions.  
 
3.  BANS LIFETIME LIMITS ON COVERAGE
Prohibits health insurance companies from placing lifetime caps on coverage
 
4.  ENDS RESCISSIONS
when they file a claim for benefits, except in the case of fraud.  
 
5.  EXTENDS COVERAGE FOR YOUNG PEOPLE UP TO 27  BIRTHDAY THROUGH PARENTS INSURANCE Requires health plans to allow young people through age 26 . 
 
6.  ELIMINATES COST-SHARING FOR PREVENTIVE SERVICES IN MEDICARE
Eliminates co-payments for preventive services and exempts preventive services from deductibles under the Medicare program.  
 
7.   IMPROVES HELP FOR LOW-INCOME MEDICARE BENEFICIARIES
Improves the low-income protection programs in Medicare to assure more individuals are able to access this vital help.       
 
8.  PROVIDES NEW CONSUMER PROTECTIONS IN MEDICARE ADVANTAGE Prohibits Medicare Advantage plans from charging enrollees higher cost-sharing for services in their private plan than what is charged in traditional Medicare.
 
9.  IMMEDIATE SUNSHINE ON PRICE GOUGING
Discourages excessive price increases by insurance companies through review and disclosure of insurance rate increases. 
 
10. CONTINUITY FOR DISPLACED WORKERS
Allows Americans to keep their COBRA coverage until the Exchange is in place and they can access affordable coverage.        
 
11. CREATES NEW, VOLUNTARY, PUBLIC LONG-TERM CARE INSURANCE PROGRAM
Creates a long-term care insurance program to be financed by voluntary payroll deductions to provide benefits to adults who become functionally disabled.  
   
12.  HELP FOR EARLY RETIREES
Creates a $10 billon fund to finance a temporary reinsurance program to help offset the costs of expensive health claims for employers that provide health benefits for retirees age 55-64.  
 
13.  COMMUNITY HEALTH CENTERS
Increases funding for Community Health Centers to allow for a doubling of the number of patients seen by the centers over the next 5 years.         
 
14. INCREASING NUMBER OF PRIMARY CARE DOCTORS 
Provides new investment in training programs to increase the number of primary care doctors, nurses, and public health professionals


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After reading all of the above, I honestly do not see how anyone could possibly object with a clear conscience.

Good Night Everyone!   

XOXO
Me




Life-Saving H1N1 Drug Unavailable to Most


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/19/eveningnews/main5398999.shtml
New doses of the H1N1 flu vaccine will arrive across the country this week. But what about those who are already infected?
NEW YORK (CBS News) ―

The H1N1 virus can make healthy people suddenly very ill, and once people are ill the vaccine for the virus won't help cure them. Some doctors say they'd use an experimental drug to help rescue patients on the brink - if only they were allowed, CBS News reports.

Last month, 51-year-old John Boudrot was so sick from the H1N1 virus he was in intensive care, on a ventilator and suffering organ failure. Not in 30 years of practice had his doctor seen a patient decline so quickly - from perfect health to the doorstep of death.
"He was going on a curve like this," said Dr. Robin Dretler, indicating a steep decline. "Life in immediate danger."
As a last resort, Dretler got the Food and Drug Administration's permission to try a promising, but still experimental, drug called Peramivir.

Peramivir is an antiviral drug like Tamiflu and Relenza. But unlike those drugs, it's being specifically studied as an intravenous treatment for critically ill patients. Human clinical trials in the U.S. and Japan have called Peramivir safe and effective.

Sure enough, four days after John Boudrot got Peramivir he began to improve. "I am a lucky son of gun to be here, no question about it," Boudrot said. [Dr.] Dretler said he strongly believes it was Peramivir that made the difference.

The FDA tells CBS News that it has approved 20 similar requests for experimental Peramivir nationwide under laws allowing the "compassionate use" of unapproved drugs. Patient records are not public, but an unofficial CBS News count found at least eight critically ill patients who recovered or are still recovering on Peramivir. We found two who died.

But among the survivors is 11-year-old year Dalila Gonzalez, who was deathly ill with H1N1. She's an important case because of the alarmingly high number of children, 86, killed so far by the flu. "She rapidly improved," said her doctor, Robert Armstrong. "The pneumonia got better every day."

But as more patients die in intensive care, doctors want the FDA to speed up the delivery of emergency anti viral drugs. The current process for "compassionate use" takes at least four hours of paperwork time from doctors trying to treat sick patients.

The FDA has said it will consider what's called an EUA, or Emergency Use Authorization, for Peramivir, allowing the government to stockpile the drug and reduce the most paperwork. The FDA says the changes are coming "fairly soon" - but doctors say they're needed now. Sometimes, Armstrong said, "it's only a matter of hours to keep them alive."

As John Boudrot left Dekalb Medical center near Atlanta, it was clear every nurse who cared for him had expected the worst. "This is the best part about getting better," he said, hugging the nurses.

Experts caution its too early to see Peramivir as a miracle drug, but there's no doubting the drugs connection to some miraculous results.
(© MMIX, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)

See also: http://wcbstv.com/health/peramivir.H1N1.flu.2.1258293.html

Fun in the Nursing Home...

Rating:★★★
Category:Other
Another funny for your morning!
(Thanks Kelli)!

XOXO
Me

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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors..

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand. "Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"

Thursday Stuff... ;-)


We'll take that 60° mark with smiles on our faces!
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Good Morning!

I have to get Punk out in the sunshine today! (Me too)! It is too nice out there to stay inside.  I had an appointment for my back early on Tuesday.
She wanted to "up" my meds for my back... But I will wait on that decision.
Kind of a "put~up and shut~up" move. (Not really, I plan on whining as loud as I can).

Casey called early yesterday morning- She had tried to go to her classes and had so much pain she had turned around.
She was here by 8AM.
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Casey, Migraine 
Casey. Sick.
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Even through her pain, she did her homework- Actually was studying for a test she has today or tomorrow.
Punk did not want her to write at all.
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Every time she would jot something down, Punk would just press harder.
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By noon she was raring to go once more. So back to classes for her.
She is my rock. My inspiration.

Not a lot going on- After we get our exercise today I have to run into town. If I have enough energy, and only a little pain, I will stop at the library. They are having their book sale today, tomorrow and Saturday.

Been reading everywhere on the internet lately.
And since Veterans Day is coming up on the 11th, I thought this was an appropriate "How~To" to include here...

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Fold the Flag

Please teach your children (and yourselves) how to properly fold the flag.
I do not remember when I learned to do this- Probably my parents taught me when I was real young... Might have been Girl Scouts too.

Those darn Girl Scouts, right???
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Girl Scouts motivational poster
It's funny to me. I do not mean to offend anyone.
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Now, on to your health...
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I post lots of recalls, but for some reason the FDA isn't updating as frequently.
And I do not post those recalls that are for allergies.


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These are the most common allergens:
  • Nuts
  • Soy
  • Wheat
  • Milk
  • Shrimp
  • Fish
  • Eggs
  • Gluten

I don't have (m)any- allergies- Lucky that way. For those of you that do, the links above will give you lots of info, not only on recalls.


Another Thought at Random here
There is something really wrong with my Yahell mail today...

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In school, (ALL those many moons ago), I always had a problem converting to the Metric System.
Am posting this for my Canadian and UK friends.
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And for me too!
Fahrenheit to Celsius:
To convert temperatures in degrees Fahrenheit to Celsius, subtract 32 and multiply by .5556 (or 5/9).
    * Example: (50°F - 32) x .5556 = 10°C


Celsius to Fahrenheit:
To convert temperatures in degrees Celsius to Fahrenheit, multiply by 1.8 (or 9/5) and add 32.

Maybe I will post this on my top page for Winter...


Casey's Greg uses a "Neti Pot" lots, and swears by it.
So I did some reading on Nasal Irrigation also...

From Wikipedia:
Nasal irrigation
or nasal lavage is the personal hygiene practice in which the nasal cavity is washed to flush out excess mucus and debris from the nose and sinuses.
It has been practiced in India for centuries as one of the disciplines of yoga.
  • Daily nasal irrigation with salt water is recommended as both an adjunctive and primary treatment in such cases and is preferable to the use of antibiotics or corticosteroids except in the most serious cases of acute bacterial sinusitis which should be immediately referred to an doctor.
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Very interesting, no?

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From PubMed, "CONCLUSION: Nasal irrigation is a simple, inexpensive treatment that relieves the symptoms of a variety of sinus and nasal conditions, reduces use of medical resources, and could help minimize antibiotic resistance."

More CONCLUSIONS: Daily hypertonic saline nasal irrigation improves sinus-related quality of life, decreases symptoms, and decreases medication use in patients with frequent sinusitis.
Primary care physicians can feel comfortable recommending this therapy
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This, from UW Madison (Includes a link to "You Tube" demonstration).

Safe for kids tooDo all the clicks when you can, you will be amazed!
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CHEWING GUM to ward off infection?
This, for ear and upper respiratory infections
Studies have shown that xylitol chewing gum can help prevent ear infections (acute otitis media).
The act of chewing and swallowing assists with the disposal of earwax and clearing the middle ear, whilst the presence of xylitol prevents the growth of bacteria in the eustachian tubes (auditory tubes or pharyngotympanic tubes) which connect the nose and ear.
When bacteria enter the body they hold on to the tissues by hanging on to a variety of sugar complexes. The open nature of xylitol and its ability to form many different sugar-like structures appears to interfere with the ability of many bacteria to adhere.
In a double-blind randomized controlled trial, saline solutions of xylitol significantly reduced the number of nasal coagulase-negative Staphylococcus bacteria.
The researchers attributed the benefits to the increased effectiveness of endogenous (naturally present in the body) antimicrobial factors




How the heck I went from sick kid to Chewing Gum and douching your nose is beyond me.  ...And Holy Crap!!! it's after noon- I have got to get outside!

Now go have a "wunnaful" day, and be uberhealthy!

Love to all

XOXO
Me

Oh and for the Ohioans among you; CLICK HERE for some Haunted Judicial stories.


Something Lost in Translation?!? hehehe


http://www.dcqna.com/diseases-conditions/52133-y51.html
"Sudden birth"???
Makes you "grain"???

image stolen from here:http://lostinagoodstory.blogspot.com


Question:
Is there any principal difference between the symptoms of mono and the flu?


Answer:
The main physical difference that doctors will look for, earlier doing lab work, is swollen lymph nodes in your collar. This is a good indication of mono if other symptoms mimic the flu (sudden birth, fever, chills, muscle ache, lethargy, etc.)
The listlessness with mono (both Epstein-Barr virus and non-Epstein type) is much worse near mono.
You can be absolutely exhausted for six weeks or more, beside the virus hanging around for almost eight weeks.
There is also the danger of tear your spleen with mono, so you own to limit your physical movement for six weeks.
Once you've contracted either form of mononucleosis, the virus never leaves your body.
You transport it. That's not to say you are contagious - it's resembling chicken pox. Most people one and only catch it once.
Personally, I'm lucky satisfactory to have have it twice. Not fun. Oh, and also, since it is a virus - there is no medication. You hold to stay in bed and hang around it out.
I was on sick take off from work for over two weeks.

The flu makes you vomit, own the chills, sweats, fever, ache, and sometimes the shits.
Mono makes you grain nauseated, and run down or tired and aches and pains. the are lots difference between the two. Mono tends to be more worse..individual because if you dont treat it the right way...you can shutting down up in the hospital.
i just this minute had mono a couple weeks ago. i go to the doctor and it was serious. you glands swell up, distress in the throat lead to pain down your ears. your throat closes up.

the flu is very different because unlike mono, the regualr prescription can usually treat it. and it lasts shorter.
mono can progress away and come back. or you might not grain it for a couple months and it can comes back.

so theres your answer Mono (infectious mononucleosis) is cause by a herpesvirus (a different one than the one that causes cold sores) whereas the flu is cause by influenza virus.
Although both can make you surface lethargic (sleepy), the flu unanimously makes you be aware of much worse, with achy joint and muscles and headaches.

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Hope you enjoyed these Q & A words as much as I did...
OMG, I am still laughing- I have tears in my eyes!

XOXO
Me

I was going to blog, but now I gotta go check all of my collars!


Detour: a Muddy Road Ahead?


This chart so needs to be changed!
Not everyone who has pain shows it in their faces.

Perhaps this should only apply to children?
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Good Wednesday All;
Here I am! hehehe
Sorry that I haven't blogged one bit since we got back home. I meant to, but this back of mine is less than nice about that...

If I have missed anything in your blogs, please let me know. (I believe that I am almost caught up)?

Now where were we?
By now you have read Casey's entry of her experience in Minnesota, so I will try not to repeat.

But I do have a few pictures for you.
(I should probably warn you that below there is one picture of her innards).


While we were waiting for Dr. Sutherland, she had to try to be occupied...

So why not play with the expensive medical instruments?
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(Kids today). hehehe
"...and lead us not into temptation..." 
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  That prayer obviously came too late...
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She showed me her Popeye arm...
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HELP!  Please?
I have been unable to uncover anything about that radioactive contrast dye that was spilled into her arm.
Can anyone enlighten me why we should not be concerned about the long term side effects of her radiologists accident?!?

Knowledge is power, and I would feel better being "in the know".

Here is one of the pictures from that fateful EGD.
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EGD

Please do not ask me how to interpret it all. (Nor do I know what the white speckles are).

Casey will have to undergo more surgery.
This surgery, to be a 'detour' of sorts. Her bile is backing up from her small intestine into her stomach. This is what is causing her the pain that she has been having for at least the past month.  For now, she is on Carafate. It is an ulcer drug, but it coats the stomach and intestines, so her pain won't be so bad. 

Dr. Sutherland is trying to buy her a bit of time by putting her on this course of treatment. I have just read that you can take it up to 6 or 8 weeks, (depending on the site you read). 
I thought he had mentioned 6
months.

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Below is George. He is Swedish- and very talkative. He drives the little buggy for people that are unable, or unwilling, to walk miles underground every day. He is a joy to the ill, and a contagiously happy man for everyone!

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Casey and Transport Driver
Casey and George.
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These are two of the doors we passed by on our way to one of Caseys tests.

They made me giggle!

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Childrens entrance
Very clever!

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After all was said and done, we were on our way home...

This truck passed us on I-94... 
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Lucky bow hunters.
(Seeing them also made me very hungry)!
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It rained almost every day of our week there.
Happy I had my umbrella.
Yes, Punk hates it!


Lots of rain, and plenty of wind too.

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Good to see a bit of color left over -in the trees and on the hills...
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As we neared home, it became apparent that we had also received a ton of rain while we were away.
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Just one of the ditches on our road...
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And then to see old John Ryan's hill- (The last hill before home).

There is a little road that goes off to the left. That is where the original Ryans home was.
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Down to a third of a mile now.  And always nice to see ALL of the pine trees there? Mom and Dad planted every single one that you can see in this picture!
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OK. So it isn't the most impressive photo of those trees,
But there are over 40 acres that they did plant.
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Only one more driveway, and we were home!!!!

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No one stole my weeping willow! hehehe
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At any rate, we are home- 
And when Casey's "detour" is done, then all will be well once again.

Hope all is well in your little corner of the world!

Love to all.

XOXO
Me


In Youngest Children, a Second Dose of 2009 H1N1


http://www3.niaid.nih.gov/news/newsreleases/2009/interimpedsdata.htm

November 2, 2009
BULLETIN
Updated Results: In Youngest Children, a Second Dose of 2009 H1N1 Influenza Vaccine Elicits Robust Immune Response

The National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), part of the National Institutes of Health, today announced interim results that show that children nine years of age and younger have a significantly improved immune response when given a second 15-microgram dose of 2009 H1N1 influenza vaccine.

The clinical trial evaluated the immune response of children six months to 17 years of age who received two doses of either 15 or 30 micrograms of 2009 H1N1 influenza vaccine. One of the most important findings from this study is that among children nine years old and younger, the second dose elicited a robust immune response after eight to 10 days, a significant improvement over the immune responses in this age group following only a single dose.

These findings support the current recommendation of the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices (ACIP), which sets U.S. recommendations for all immunizations: To achieve an immune response likely to protect from illness, children nine years of age and younger should receive two 15-microgram doses of 2009 H1N1 vaccine. The trial data also continue to support the recommendation that children ten years of age and older should receive only one 15-microgram dose of vaccine.

The interim results include data from all available samples from the 583 children enrolled into the trial, and build upon the preliminary results released September 21 from a subset of volunteers. Those early results, based on blood samples taken eight to 10 days following the first injection, showed that in the majority of children 10 years of age and older, a single 15-microgram dose of vaccine elicited a strong immune response. In contrast, most of the younger children did not respond strongly to one dose of either 15 or 30 micrograms of vaccine.

The new data, obtained eight to 10 days after the second vaccine dose, are compared here with results obtained 21 days after the first vaccine dose:

* Among the youngest children (6 to 35 months), 100 percent had a robust immune response after the second 15-microgram dose compared with only 25 percent three weeks after the first dose.
* In children aged 3 through 9 years old, 94 percent had a robust response after the second 15-microgram dose compared with only 55 percent three weeks after the first dose.
* In general, the immune responses in children receiving two 15-microgram doses and those receiving two 30-microgram doses of vaccine were similar, suggesting that receipt of two 15 microgram doses is adequate to elicit a strong immune response.

Analysis continues on the data from this trial, and additional findings will be provided as they become available.

Additional information about this and other NIAID-sponsored trials of 2009 H1N1 influenza vaccines are available at the NIAID's H1N1 Flu page.
http://www3.niaid.nih.gov/topics/Flu/H1N1/Research/


News releases, fact sheets and other NIAID-related materials are available on the NIAID Web site at http://www.niaid.nih.gov.

The National Institutes of Health (NIH)—The Nation's Medical Research Agency—includes 27 Institutes and Centers and is a component of the U. S. Department of Health and Human Services. It is the primary federal agency for conducting and supporting basic, clinical and translational medical research, and it investigates the causes, treatments and cures for both common and rare diseases. For more information about NIH and its programs, visit http://www.nih.gov.

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Damn, hey?

XOXO
Me

I will be back again tomorrow- Just can't seem to get comfy. I promise to try to catch up with everyone then. -Love to all. XOXO, Me

Check Your Sunshine Vitamin


http://www.naturalnews.com/027385_Vitamin_D_swine_flu_vaccine.html
Twenty reasons why vitamin D is better than a swine flu vaccine
by Mike Adams, Tuesday, November 03, 2009

***************** Thank you for the link Dawn. *****************

The news is out: Vitamin D is better than the swine flu vaccine at halting H1N1 infections. (In fact, without vitamin D, chances are that a vaccine won't generate much of an immune response in the first place).
That's because vitamin D is essential for healthy, active immune function.

That's just one of the reasons smart people are choosing vitamin D instead of the swine flu vaccine.
Here are nineteen more:

#1 Vitamin D activates your immune system to respond to any viral exposure (not just one virus).

#2 Vitamin D naturally belongs in your body.

#3 Vitamin D has been functioning as medicine in the human body since the beginning of the human species.

#4 Vitamin D is available right now and there's no shortage of it.

#5 Vitamin D won't cause your brain to swell and put you into a coma.

#6 Vitamin D doesn't require an injection with a scary needle.

#7 Vitamin D is found naturally in many foods such as sardines or salmon.

#8 Vitamin D has a perfect safety record. No one ever died from consuming it.

#9 Vitamin D is affordable. You can even get it for free (from sunlight).

#10 Vitamin D doesn't contain viral fragments from diseased animals (like vaccines often do).

#11 Vitamin D doesn't contain thimerosal or other chemical preservatives.

#12 Vitamin D doesn't need a warning sheet describing possible side effects.

#13 Vitamin D doesn't hurt your arm when you take it.

#14 Vitamin D also improves sugar metabolism, bone density and healthy moods.

#15 Vitamin D is safe for the environment.

#16 Vitamin D doesn't contain squalene or other inflammatory adjuvant chemicals.

#17 Vitamin D works on everyone and is safe for everyone, including infants and children.

#18 Vitamin D is made in nature, not a laboratory.

#19 Vitamin D is found naturally in breast milk.

#20 You can walk, and chew gum, and generate vitamin D from sunshine all at the same time!

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He concluded his posting like this: "Skip the vaccine. Get more Vitamin D"
Not sure I would go quite THAT far, but he definitely makes some interesting points.

Note too, If you are getting your sunshine vitamin from a supplement, please check the labels on the bottle. (ie: where it is manufactured, and how old it is).

Love to all

XOXO
Me

Bizarre November


Casey resting, as she waits for her doctor.
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Good Morning Everyone;
I know you are all waiting for an update and a diagnosis for Casey. You will have one soon. I promise. I am having a bit of a problem with my back cooperating- Or at least not cooperating long enough to put out a decent blog. (Or to put out anything else for that matter). hehehe
Unlike last night, I cannot just watch the game,  bend slowly and type a few words during replays, commercials, time outs and such...
(But it was way fun to watch the game that way even if we lost)...


Will get in the shower and try to let the hot water and the medicine do their jobs.
That said, maybe later on today I shall be able to catch you all up.

Until then, please plan ahead for the next week...

+----- Bizarre November Holidays ------+
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November 2 is National Deviled Egg Day

November 3 is Sandwich Day (and Housewife's Day).

November 4 is Waiting For The Barbarians Day

November 5 is Gunpowder Day

November 6 is Saxophone Day (and Marooned Without A Compass Day).

November 7 is National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day

November 8 is Dunce Day

November 9 is Chaos Never Dies Day

November 10 is Forget-Me-Not Day

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It is November 2nd- Please go boil some eggs. hehehe

XOXO
Me

Hop on that broomstick and ride it!


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hehehe, and Boo!
Share these with everyone! Most for kids. (The last two, not so much).

Hope your Halloween was ghastly!

XOXO
Me

Stolen from everywhere...

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Q: What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.

Q: What do you call serious rocks?
A: Grave stones.

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
A: Witchful thinking.

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KNOCK~KNOCK
~WHO'S THERE
PHILLIP
~PHILLIP WHO ?
FILL UP MY BAG WITH CANDY PLEASE?

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Some of these jokes are very 'bat'
Some might even say 'scary'. :-)

Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.

Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A. You suck.

Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A.Ghoul

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.

Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
A. He was all bite and no bark.

Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
A. Over the ghoul line.

Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
A. Because of the coffin.

Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.

Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.

Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
Q. He heard it had great circulation.

Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream.

Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.

Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends

Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving

Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.

Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.

Q. What happens when two vampires meet?
A. It was love at first bite!

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.

Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A. Newlywebbed

Q. Who was the most famous witch detective?
A. Warlock Holmes

Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
A. Scream or sugar!

Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.

Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart

Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.

Q. Where do most werewolves live?
A. In howllywood, California

Q. Where do most goblins live?
A. in North and South Scarolina.

Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche?
A. At a ghastly station.

Q. What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
A. Fettucinni Afraid-o
(Ha ha ha)

Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
A. to see the boogy man.

Q. What do witches use in their hair?
A. scare-spray

Q. What do you call a little monsters parents
A. mummy and deady

Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. sour-puss

Q. How do you scare a mummy
A. with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
A. blood-thirsty hacker baby

Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A. It's drafty under that sheet.

Q. What instrument do skeleton play?
A: Trom-BONE.

Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
A. Boo-Berries.

Q: Why did't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.

Q. Why do vampires scare people?
A. They are bored to death!

Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A. Every night he turns into a bat.

Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.

Q. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A. All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

Q. What songs does Dracula hate?
A. "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders"...

Q. What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A. Ok, that's a wrap.

Q. How does a girl vampire flirt?
A. She bats her eyes.

Q. What is a vampires least favorite food?
A.Steak

Q. What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A. A grave problem.

Q. Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
A. He has a bat temper.

Q. Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
A. He had a fang-ache.

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?
A. His fang club.

Q. What kind of key does a skeleton use?
A. A skeleton key.

Q. What kind of gum do ghosts chew?
A. Boo Boo Gum.

Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.

Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A. Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.

Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A. Give him screws.

Q. What can't you give the headless horseman?
A. A headache.

Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q. What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A. A white sale.

Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.

Q. What's a ghosts favorite desert?
A. Boo-berry pie.

Q. What type of dog does every vampire have?
A. Bloodhound!

Q. What's a monsters favorite desert?
A. I-Scream!!

Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Q. When does a ghost have breakfast?
A. In the moaning.

Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A. Coffee with scream and sugar.

Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A. Mali-boo.

Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q. Where did the ghost get it's hair done?
A: At the boo-ty shop.

Q. What do they teach in witching school?
A. Spelling.

Q. Why does a witch ride a broom?
A. Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.

Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A broom closet.

Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates.

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

Q. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
A. Spelling

Q: Why can't Boy Ghosts make babies??
A: Because they have Hollow-Weenies!

Q. Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street?
A. He was dying to get to the other side!!

Q. Where do ghosts go out?
A. Where they can get boooooo-ze.

Q. Where do ghosts go out?
A. Where they can get sheet-faced.

Q. What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car?
A. Fasten your sheet belts.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
A. He didn't have the guts.

Q. What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?
A. Ground him

Q. Why was the mummy so tense?
A. Because he was all wound up.

Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A. Because he had bat breath.

Q. Why don't ghost have bands?
A. They get booooooooooed.

Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.

Q. Who are some of the werewolves cousins? A. The whatwolves, the whowolves and the when wolves.

Q. What did the bird say on Halloween?
A. Trick or tweet!

Q. Why do skeletons drink milk?
A. To help their bones!

Q. What's a Vampire's least favorite song?
A. Another one bites the dust!

Q. What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
A. Bad to the Bone

Q. Whats a ghost's favorite type of car?
A. A boo-ick

Q. Where do ghost go for fun?
A. To the boo-vies

Q. What's a skeletons favorite part of the house?
A. the living room

Q. What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween?
A. Can i have the keys to the broom tonight.

Q. What do u get when theres a witch in the desert?
A. You get a sandwich.

W. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A.it raises their spirits.

Q. Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights?
A. He's all bone & no muscle.

Q. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine

Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating?
A. Bone~appetit

Q. What do gosts call there girl friends?
A. Their goul friends.

Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A. So long sucker!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
A. Becuse he had no body to go with.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite band?
A. The Boos Brothers

Q. What did Dracula have for dessert?
A. Whine & Ice scream

Q. What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt?
A. Murder King

Q. What is a Ghost's favorite food?
A. HamBoogers

Q. What is in a ghost's nose?
A. Boogers

Q. What was the mummies' vacation like?
A. Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A. Because people are dying to get in.

Q. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A. A pumpkin patch!!!

Q. Where do vampires keep their money?
A: The blood bank!!!

Q. What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?
A. They suck!

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Sing this one to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree".

Oh, Haunted House
Oh, Haunted House,
Oh, Haunted House--
The mansion stands so proudly.
Oh, Haunted House,
Oh, Haunted House--
Its shutters bang so loudly.
Its wooden staircase groans and creaks.
Its doors have lots of eerie squeaks.
Oh, Haunted House,
Oh, Haunted House--
The mansion stands so proudly.

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The Twelve Houses on Halloween
At the twelfth house on Halloween my neighbor gave to me
Twelve cherry bonbons
Eleven creamy nougats
Ten shiny pennies
Nine orange gumdrops
Eight chewy caramels
Seven candied apples
Six peanut clusters
FIVE POPCORN BALLS
Four peppermints
Three pralines
Two lollipops
And a large piece of chocolate taffy!
Sing to the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas". Copied from The Peanuts Book of Pumpkin Carols Hallmark Card (circa early 1990's)

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Dashing through the street
meeting goblins as we go
wearing contour sheets
wishing it would snow

bells on doorbells ring
making spirits bright
what fun it is to come and sing
and get some food tonight

Trick-or-Treat, trick-or-treat,
trick-or-treat we say ry to get some treats efore the ghost takes us away

oh-trick-or-treat, trick-or-treat
trick -or-treat we say
if you don't have treats for us
We'll never go away

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Another Halloween song from school..
Hurray for Halloween!
Hurray for Halloween!
When ghosts fly! (boooooo)
And owls hoot! (hoooooot)
And witches fly up in the sky
Hurray....for....Hal-lo-ween!!
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


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Five Little Pumpkins

Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate.
The first one said, "Oh my, it's getting late."
The second one said, "There are witches in the air."
The third one said, "But we don't care."
The fourth one said, "Let's run and run and run."
The fifth one said, "I'm ready for some fun."
"OOOOOOOOOO," went the wind
and out went the light.
And the five little pumpkins rolled out of sight.

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This old ghost, he played one,
he played peek-a-boo on the run.
With a boo! boo! boo! and a clap, clap, snap.
This old ghost is a friendly chap.

This old ghost, he played two.
He played peek-a-boo in a shoe.
With a boo! boo! boo! and a clap, clap, snap.
This old ghost is a friendly chap.

This old ghost, he played three.
He played peek-a-boo behind a tree.
With a boo! boo! boo! and a clap, clap, snap.
This old ghost is a friendly chap

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Halloween Hijinx

There's a skeleton in my closet
and it wants my only ball.
There's a skeleton in my closet
and it's sneaking down the hall.

There's a ghost tripping down the stairs
and for what I do not know.
But that skeleton in my closet
really wants to go.

I stare out my window now
and what a sight to behold.
For that skeleton from my closet
now has my basketball goal.

I hope mom and dad don't wake
from all this frightful noise.
Because the skeleton from my
closet has invited some other "boys".

One team was all ghosts
and the other mere spare parts.
The only thing I can say
is at least it wasn't darts.

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On the first night of Halloween my goblin gave to me....
A spooky owl in a gnarled tree.
On the second night of Halloween my goblin gave to me....
Two hairy toads and a spooky owl in a gnarled tree.
On the third night of Halloween my goblin gave to me....
Three Jack-o-lantern's, two hairy toads and a spooky owl in a gnarled tree.
Fourth: Four cackling witches.
Fifth: Five pounds of worms!!!!!
Sixth: Six spiders spinning
Seventh: Seven creeping lizards
Eighth: Eight werewolves howling.
Ninth: Nine bats a flying
Tenth: Ten skeletons rattling
Eleventh: Eleven black cats hissing
Twelfth: Twelve vampires nibbling
Thirteenth: Thirteen Ghosts a booing

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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

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To "Jingle Bells"

Rufus Jack-o-lantern Was a very scary sight,
With triangle eyes, a twisted mouth, And a huge hole for a nose.
Rufus Jack-o-lantern Is a ghost tale so they say,
But the children know how the story goes, How he came to scare them one day.

There must have been some magic in the candle mom put in him,
For when they struck a match to it, he began to laugh at them.
Rufus Jack-o-lantern Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could scream all day just like any banshee.

Rufus Jack-o-lantern Was a very scary sight,
With triangle eyes, a twisted mouth, And a huge hole for a nose.
Rufus Jack-o-lantern Is a ghost tale so they say,
But children know how the story goes, How he came to scare them one day.

He chased them down the old graveyard with a broomstick and a mop.
He scared them half to death until He came to a sudden stop.
Oh, Rufus Jack-o-lantern His time had come to go.
He had to stop his scary chase When his candle would no longer glow.

Thumpity, thump, thump Thumpity, thump, thump Look at Rufus go.
Thumpity, thump, thump Thumpity, thump, thump Watch out he'll get your TOE!

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FIVE little monsters sitting by the door.
One ran away and then there were four.
Four little monsters sitting in a tree

One fell off, and then there were three.
Three little monsters drinking orange brew.
One fell in, and then there were two.

Two Little monsters having lots of fun.
One went home, and then there was one.
One little monster sitting in the sun.
It melted away, and then there was none!

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Riddle:
The maker does not want, it the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it.
What is it?

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A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party.
He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint.

A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co.

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint.

The next week he gets a small parcel and a note, which reads:

Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses.
Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your azz & go as a caramel apple!
Very truly yours,
Acme Costume Co


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10 things that could be contrived as sexual; (except on Halloween).

1.  So...What'd you get in the sack?

2. Once you get under the sheet, just start moaning and groaning!

3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!

5. I got the best piece from that house.

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling.

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it.

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ROTFLMBO!