[My] Life in Wisconsin

The Way to a Man's Heart?

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---------- Gunshot victim went home for lunch ----------

NEW HAVEN, Conn. - Connecticut police said a man who heard
gunshots while exiting a deli went home and ate his sand-
wich before seeking treatment for shots to the groin and
thigh. Investigators said Miguel Soto III, 25, heard three
gunshots when he left the deli Tuesday afternoon in New
Haven and continued home to enjoy his lunch, WVIT-TV,
Hartford, Conn., reported Thursday. Police said Soto asked
his father to take him to Yale-New Haven Hospital after he
had finished his sandwich. Soto was treated for non-life-
threatening gunshot wounds to his groin and left thigh.
Investigators said they are seeking two men in connection
with the incident.

"Short" Sale?



Good Morning;
Just a short note here today.
We have had this 'fog' thing going on for the past few days-
Imagine it will be worse tomorrow (the temps are to quit acting like September).  This has been some nice weather for Flintville for November!
But I don't think I have to be anywhere early.
That is a good thing.

I have a question for anyone "in the know".
What is a short sale, and how does it affect a potential buyer?
 *** Maybe those of you that get this in your email would reply too?
My email is Anna_Loves_Life@Yahoo.com

I will be back to see if anyone comments on this later.
Methinks I broke my sewing machine yesterday; and I must go see if I can salvage it now.
Mad- Mad- MAD about that.

 
♥  Love to all.  ♥
May you all have a 'wunnaful' Thursday!

XOXO
Me


First Senior Moment. EVER.


Sometimes I just have to share...


First Senior Moment Ever Recorded

~

Now we know.
hehehe

XOXO
Me

Flying for now


     -Mama is second from left-

Good Morning All;
Just wanted to touch base with everyone, and say hi.
I know this should not affect me as it does, still.
It does.

A few of you do already know of the anniversary of my parents deaths. Even fewer mention it.  Why do people not talk about close death? Are they afraid to?
Mama's was just 2 days ago, and Dad's is coming up early next month.
Bear with me if you will.  It is still a crappy time of year for me.


Casey has an infusion this morning-
I have already (sort of) cleaned up- I finished the dishes from last night, and got started on the wash as well.

Did some mowing yesterday, not enough daylight anymore. What's up with that?!?
hehehe

Why doesn't the world just 'spring ahead' half an hour and then leave it alone?

Time to fly. Kind of foggy out there this morning...

Try to have a good and happy Tuesday!

XOXO
Me


Monday 15...

I get 'cornfOOzed' a lot.
Please tell me about myself...

 _____________________________________________


1.   Who are you to me?  

2.   How long have we known each other?   

3.  When and how did we meet?  

4.  Describe me in one word.   

5.  What was your first impression of me?  

6.  Do you still think that way of me now?   

7.  What reminds you of me?  

8.  If you could give me anything what would it be?   

9.  How well do you know me?  

10.  When's the last time you saw me?   

11.  What's the last thing you remember us talking about?  

12.  If you could tell me anything in the world, what would it be?   

13.  Do you like me?  

14.  What makes me happy?  

15.  What makes me sad?  


XOXO
Me

Fentanyl Patches Recalled (Lot #'s Included).

http://www.fda.gov/Safety/Recalls/ucm232537.htm
Actavis Encourages Consumers to Return Fentanyl Transdermal System 25 mcg/h

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – November 4, 2010 – Morristown, NJ – Further to its previously announced voluntary recall of 18 lots of Fentanyl Transdermal System 25 mcg/hour C-II patches, Actavis is encouraging consumers to return any product in their possession from the October 21, 2010 recall.

Consumers with Actavis 25 mcg/h Fentanyl patches may call 1-877-422-7452 (24 hours/day, 7 days/week) for return instructions and information.

Actavis identified one lot of 25 mcg/hour Fentanyl patches (Control/Lot # 30349) shipped to market that contained one patch that released its active ingredient in laboratory testing faster than the approved specification. An accelerated release of Fentanyl from a 25 mcg/hour patch could lead to adverse events for at-risk patients such as children and the elderly, including excessive sedation, respiratory depression, hypoventilation (slow breathing), and apnea (temporary suspension of breathing).

The Control/Lot number appears on the bottom of the product box and on the black and white side of each individual patch packaging, in the lower left corner.



Recalled Control/Lot #s

30041, Exp 12/2011
30049, Exp 12/2011
30066, Exp 12/2011
30096, Exp 01/2012
30097, Exp 02/2012
30123, Exp 01/2012
30241, Exp 02/2012
30256, Exp 02/2012
30257, Exp 03/2012
30258, Exp 03/2012
30349, Exp 03/2012
30350, Exp 03/2012
30391, Exp 03/2012
30392, Exp 04/2012
30429, Exp 04/2012
30430, Exp 04/2012
30431, Exp 04/2012
30517, Exp 04/2012



Corium International Inc., a third-party supplier for Actavis, manufactured the recalled patches at its Grand Rapids, Michigan facility. The patches are packaged individually and boxed in quantities of five patches per box.

Fentanyl Transdermal System is indicated for the management of persistent, moderate to severe chronic pain that requires continuous, around-the-clock opioid administration for an extended period of time and cannot be managed by other means such as non-steroidal analgesics, opioid combination products, or immediate release opioids.

As part of the voluntary recall, all wholesalers and retailers were asked to return the product from the listed lots that they may still have on hand or in stock. Actavis also is encouraging consumers to return product in their possession. Fentanyl patches sold by Actavis in Europe are not impacted by the recall.

This recall is being conducted with the knowledge of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.



Information also is available through the Actavis U.S. website at www.actavis.us9 by going to the “Fentanyl Recall Information” link on the front page.

Actavis has operators available to help consumers, customers and health professionals with the following information:

* Medical Issue/Adverse Event/Product Questions

1-877-422-7452 (24 hours/day, 7 days/week)

* Return/Reimbursement Questions

1-888-896-4562 (24 hours/day, 7 days/week)

Adverse reactions or quality problems experienced with the use of this product may be reported to the FDA's MedWatch Adverse Event Reporting program either online, by regular mail or by fax.

Online:www.fda.gov/medwatch/report.htm10

Regular Mail: use postage-paid, pre-addressed Form FDA 3500 available at: www.fda.gov/MedWatch/getforms.htm11.
*** Mail to address on the pre-addressed form.
Fax: 1-800-FDA-0178

Operators available to handle voluntary recall of 18 lots

Company Contact:
Media Line
Actavis U.S.
973-889-6689

Email: media@actavis.com

" America - He's Your President for Goodness Sake!" -We Should Be Ashamed! I am. Are YOU?

Good Morning All;
While I do have a blog coming up today, I believe we all should read this.
This a
rticle was originally posted in Senior Living magazine.

Some of the best comments I have on my site, IN SUPPORT OF our president, have come from Canada, and other foreign nations. (Go figure).

This man has it right. Please read on.


*Click here should you wish to read the comments to the original post-

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America - He's Your President for Goodness Sake!

By William Thomas
Posted: Friday, October 1st, 2010


There was a time not so long ago when Americans, regardless of their political stripes, rallied round their president. Once elected, the man who won the White House was no longer viewed as a republican or democrat, but the President of the United States. The oath of office was taken, the wagons were circled around the country’s borders and it was America versus the rest of the world with the president of all the people at the helm.

Suddenly President Barack Obama, with the potential to become an exceptional president has become the glaring exception to that unwritten, patriotic rule.

Four days before President Obama’s inauguration, before he officially took charge of the American government, Rush Limbaugh boasted publicly that he hoped the president would fail. Of course, when the president fails the country flounders. Wishing harm upon your country in order to further your own narrow political views is selfish, sinister and a tad treasonous as well.

Subsequently, during his State of the Union address, which is pretty much a pep rally for America, an unknown congressional representative from South Carolina, later identified as Joe Wilson, stopped the show when he called the President of the United States a liar. The president showed great restraint in ignoring this unprecedented insult and carried on with his speech. Speaker Nancy Pelosi was so stunned by the slur, she forgot to jump to her feet while clapping wildly, 30 or 40 times after that.

Last spring, President Obama took his wife Michelle to see a play in New York City and republicans attacked him over the cost of security for the excursion. The president can’t take his wife out to dinner and a show without being scrutinized by the political opposition? As history has proven, a president in a theatre without adequate security is a tragically bad idea.

Remember: “Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?”

At some point, the treatment of President Obama went from offensive to ugly and then to downright dangerous.

The health-care debate, which looked more like extreme fighting in a mud pit than a national dialogue, revealed a very vulgar side of America. President Obama’s face appeared on protest signs white-faced and blood-mouthed in a satanic clown image. In other tasteless portrayals, people who disagreed with his position distorted his face to look like Hitler complete with mustache and swastika.

Odd, that burning the flag makes Americans crazy, but depicting the president as a clown and a maniacal fascist is accepted as part of the new rude America.

Maligning the image of the leader of the free world is one thing, putting the president’s life in peril is quite another. More than once, men with guns were videotaped at the health-care rallies where the president spoke. Again, history shows that letting men with guns get within range of a president has not served America well in the past.

And still the “birthers” are out there claiming Barack Obama was not born in the United States, although public documentation proves otherwise. Hawaii is definitely part of the United States, but the Panama Canal Zone where his electoral opponent Senator John McCain was born? Nobody’s sure.

Last month, a 44-year-old woman in Buffalo was quite taken by President Obama when she met him in a chicken wing restaurant called Duff’s.
Did she say something about a pleasure and an honour to meet the man or utter encouraging words for the difficult job he is doing? No.
Quote: “You’re a hottie with a smokin’ little body.”

Lady, that was the President of the United States you were addressing, not one of the Jonas Brothers! He’s your president for goodness sakes, not the guy driving the Zamboni at “Monster Trucks On Ice.” Maybe next it’ll be, “Take Your President To A Topless Bar Day.”

In President Barack Obama, Americans have a charismatic leader with a good and honest heart. Unlike his predecessor, he’s a very intelligent leader. And unlike that president’s predecessor, he’s a highly moral man.

In President Obama, Americans have the real deal, the whole package and a leader that citizens of almost every country around the world look to with great envy. Given the opportunity, Canadians would trade our leader, hell, most of our leaders for Obama in a heartbeat.

What America has in Obama is a head of state with vitality and insight and youth. Think about it, Barack Obama is a young Nelson Mandela. Mandela was the face of change and charity for all of Africa but he was too old to make it happen. The great things Obama might do for America and the world could go on for decades after he’s out of office.

America, you know not what you have.

The man is being challenged unfairly, characterized with vulgarity and treated with the kind of deep disrespect to which no previous president was subjected. It’s like the day after electing the first black man to be president, thereby electrifying the world with hope and joy, Americans sobered up and decided the bad old days were better.

President Obama may fail but it will not be a Richard Nixon default fraught with larceny and lies. President Obama, given a fair chance, will surely succeed but his triumph will never come with a Bill Clinton caveat – “if only he’d got control of that zipper.”

Please. Give the man a fair, fighting chance. This incivility toward the leader who won over Americans and gave hope to billions of people around the world that their lives could be enhanced by his example, just naturally has to stop.

Believe me, when Americans drive by the White House and see a sign on the lawn that reads: “No shirt. No shoes. No service,” they’ll realize this new national rudeness has gone way, way too far.

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I do believe you are correct Mr. Thomas.
Like yourself I cannot stand the disrespect that people have shown to President Obama! It is shameful, arrogant, and ignorant.
I thank you for taking the time to {try to} set the American people straight.

XOXO
Me

PS
As I stated in previous posts re: HealthCare, "the rest of the world is laughing at us."
Or maybe they are just more wise than the average American...

Special thanks to Ronn at 'political souls' for bringing this article to my attention


"Spirit, mind, and body—all need peace and quiet. * We need a quiet place like a creek bank in summer when fishing is good and bait plentiful. * The mind and spirit need to go fishing in the inner world of thought and ideas. * When the body is quiet, the mind can pull in some big ones, but do be careful. * Good fish and not-so-good fish can come out of the same pool. * Rely on the spirit to guide you to the good—and to help you distinguish between the good and the bad. * Throw the bad ones—bad ideas, bad words, bad beliefs—away. * But the good ones are keepers. * Savor them. **** [We] must always follow the directions of the Great Spirit, and we must listen to him, as it was he that made us: determine to listen to nothing that is bad." end quoted text...

New Hope and Change Continue



        ~ Will this cloture garbage end now? Do ya think???


Good Morning!

There are many of us let down by the obvious fact that America's young people thought their vote did not count yesterday.
A sickening attitude of "why should I?' that many bought into lock stock and barrel.

Uninformed and misled by many advertisements, and "news" programs - or sick to death of them, even the middle~agers were not there to stake their claim on their responsibility to vote.
The golden~agers, (possibly percentage-wise the largest segment that did vote), cast their vote accordingly based on the fearsome lies we have all heard.

The times change. "We must change with them, or..."

Whatever the reason does not really matter, (or does it)? 
I have heard, and still am hearing, many concession speeches that I would rather not hear.
Be that as it may, I can now choose to *cry in my beer* OR get a move on toward 2012.

The people who think to cheer will not be cheering to learn that the largest side effect of 'winning' is the fact that all the people outed will still be receiving their pay... We have all seen the radical emails about how unfair it is that these representatives of ours continue to collect their pay after retiring... So no whining about that later.
Don't like it? It won't be ratified soon.

For the rest of us,
(ie: those of us that are still around after health care gets changed), we too will be working toward ratifying the results of 2010 by voting again in 2012.

HealthCare?

  1. First, the entire thing may be repealed.
  2. Second, it may be turned into something completely unrecognizable. Hats off to the insurance companies on this one; you have probably been granted quite a reprieve- for a time). My youngest daughter will be once again fighting for every bit of insurance she can get...
  3. The third, may just be that The Public Option be once again in the offing- But this time, let's let these Republicans think it was their idea... (Among many other things).

I believe that in his concession speech to Reid Ribble, our unseated Senator/Dr. Steve Kagen said it best.

Know that this is quoted from memory; not verbatim.  "The battle for the future has not ended. - There are still many of us still standing up for the families on Main Street, and believing that they have more value that the corporations on Wall Street."
 - The corporations have no constitutional rights, "We, the people" do.
"

Yes, Senator Kagen, "We the people" do.
I also believe that 98% of "We the people" also believe in people before profits.
Thank you Senators Kagen and Feingold

I further believe that as soon as we can all get past the cheering and the jeering we can work on what comes next.
It is all part of the rollercoaster ride of life (again not verbatim):

"
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting...
'Holy Mary Mother of God! What a Ride!!!
"

I do look forward to the next 2/20/200 political years.
As always, they promise to be nothing, if not more of the same- just with the shoe on the wrong foot.  Perhaps we need only to learn how to dress?

Additionally, I do feel bad for our President. 
Unfailingly Mr. Obama has worked for "We the people"-
He has been stilted, jilted, mocked, and stymied, at almost every turn. (And yet, with enough class, elegance, and intelligence, he has never been over that proverbial barrel).
Mr Obama, your job just got a little rougher.   * "Difficult, but not impossible."

We need only to restore our Faith in our president-
As like Mr. Kristof said, click here,  "Give him a chance"


Hmmm... How about we also give "We, the people" a chance too?

"We will battle on. The first day of the next campaign cycle starts tomorrow."
Senator Steve Kagen


My many personal and sincere thanks to our Senators Feingold and Kagen for representing Wisconsin in the most honorable of manner for so many years.

XOXO
Me

It is now almost 5AM- My dumpsters have been brought out to the end of the driveway and I am heading to bed.

graph from here

Varmints. Infusions. And Cheerios


    Punk- Bothered by the wind last week-


Good Morning All
Please vote today? Even if you think it won't matter, do it anyway. It's way too important not to. Personally I am happy that it is finally sinking into peoples heads that their votes can change the world in which we live. Your vote DOES count, no matter what you believe right now.
Undecided? Take the image of Casey to the polls with you, and vote according to your conscience. Know that a Republican vote has the potential to kill many people that wear her shoes, and fight her fight against a chronic, debilitating disease.

Lots going on today for us- Casey has another infusion, and I have a bit more shopping to do while I am in town- Happy I do not have to vote today. Those lines- around here anyway, promise to be long...


With November comes the advent of snow- Wish it were not so, but there is always the possibility of it- and lots of it. Of course no one knows how each season will differ from the last, but many are getting ready. I have seen many plows attached to trucks already, and many sights like this at area shops-

Ready for "s".
I still have to get mine out.

Casey brought me in yesterday for my darn head. My head feels better, but I still feel nasty- Could not fall back to sleep, worried that I would not wake in time to bring her in for that infusion. hehehe Talk about a vicious cycle.

These guys seem to cycle too-


Got him!
A little mole thinking he might have liked some of that peanut butter.

These varmints are not in the house-
Thanks to an ever vigilant Sputnik, and Punk too. (Well, she tries). hehehe

In Spring and In Fall I always catch a bunch out in the attached garage. And every now and then, Sput does get one on the inside.
And it all has to do with the weather-


As does this... from last weeks windstorm.


Oops...

The weathermen have told us that the mb's pressure from that storm was comparable to a Category 3 hurricane. Happy I am that I do not live down south, my headache had begun with that drop in pressure...

Punk would go outside, and within seconds was completely bothered by the fact that she could smell something, and not be able to figure out which way it was coming from. She would walk across the yard with her head swinging back and forth- Casey said she looked like she was at a tennis match! hehehe

Punk would gather up her toys, in whatever room she was, and just wait.


Punk toys

And wait...

Punk sponge bob
Yes. Sponge-Bob now has a tail. Had to sew him up twice already. hehehe
So finally I just combined the two toys- Punk watches my every stitch...


Sputty?


Sputty Don't care
He could care less ~as long as he gets fed.



After all that wind, Punk now chooses my old jacket to grab and go lie on.


Punk with my jacket

She has also taken to lying under my little table... Cute



Sputty still doesn't care
Sputty- Cleaning up after dinner. hehehe



Casey had moved her infusion from Tues to Thurs last week because of that wind.



Nick taking Caseys B/P
Nick taking Casey's blood pressure- 105/58


Casey- Cheerios on her nose


I brought along some Cheerios for her to munch on.
She was still hungry so I ran to Tony Roma's to get her a sandwich!



Casey- Sirloin sandwich
I think she liked it! (I got the Claussen)! Mmmmm


I'd better close if I am to get in the shower before I leave- Perhaps even to turn the heat on before I do that...  It's about 30° outside as I type, and about 64
° inside.

My love to all.

XOXO
Me


November Already!




Master Gabriel, playing in the sunshine at his home!












Good Afternoon all, and Happy November too!

I have been remiss in not sharing such good news- Especially after being sent these gorgeous pictures right after this child was born!

A belated welcome to baby Elizabeth!

She was born October 14th-
The first grandchild of Kristin and Steve!
(Master Gabriel's Mom and Dad).



Grandma Kristin and Baby Elizabeth
Granny Kristin and newborn Elizabeth!


A grandpa is born!
A Grandpa was born that day too!

Sweet Baby E!
You have been born into one of the most wonderful families on the face of our planet.
For that you are, and will always be, blessed and rich beyond measure.
All my love, & with special congratulations to the whole family!

I love your new outfit!


Youngest Packers Fan!
Thanks to you (and a little help from Mason Crosby), our beloved Packers won yesterday!
It was a good Halloween game- (Any that end with a "W" in Green Bay is a good game).


Speaking of which, I received Halloween pictures from Kristin last night!

The GAK triplets, ready for Trick or Treating!

GAK Hallows Eve 2010
Batman- Master Gabriel, and his Princess sisters- Alexis and Kaylee


Casey and I stopped in last week- It had been too long between visits and it was high time to get over there.

Master Gabriel already was wearing his Batman shirt- The 2 girls also wanted us to see their costumes.

Princess Alexis
♫ ♫ Isn't she lovely?! ♫ ♫
Alexis- With Kaylee looking on- Both with such beautiful smiles!



Alexis straightens out Batman's ears, and even Annie gets in the shot!

Alexis, Gabriel, Casey, Kaylee, and Annie




Gabriel and Auntie Casey
Gabriel and Casey!

Too soon, it was time to leave-
Casey had her iron infusion that day and was really beginning to feel the effects, while my own anti-anxiety pill was wearing a bit thin.


Waving Goodbye
Everyone waved and blew kisses.

Such a nice visit- and Halloween has passed until next year with happy memories!
This year was the first year, (maybe the 2nd), in my entire life that I did not get dressed up, or at least wear something silly. That's enough- maybe I'm getting up there and shouldn't be running around goofy.
Or maybe next year I will have the "bestest" costume EVER!
You have been warned! 
hehehe


Thus marks the end of Halloween, and the beginning of Native American Month.  (You see, there really was method to my madness in those few prior posts on American Indians
).

Tomorrow, won't you please get out and vote?
Casey has her 2nd weekly infusion tomorrow, (of 12 this time). She will vote after that. I already voted a week ago Friday.

Peace.

XOXO
Me


Paranormal- Fact or Fiction?


I know a few of you already know these stories. Some of you believe- Some not.
Either way is fine- But here are just a few of my own experiences...

On another blog, unrelated, there is a comparison made to ghosts and voting.
I have to admit I did not 'get it'-


But it did make me think that I have to post a bit of my own experiences after a friend commented not believing.

My friend is not alone.
Many do not believe in spirits-
Many more did not believe unless/until something happened to them. (This is the category I was in).

As for myself, I always thought that spirits and/or ghosts were bad- They were scary things that you really couldn't see or touch- And they were harbingers of that doom and gloom feeling.

When I turned 16, my mom said she would take me to see "The Amityville Horror" movie- But only if I read the whole book first.
She bought the book, and we both read it as we could. 
Still, reading the book did not prepare me for those 2 red glowing eyes I saw in the window in the movie...

You see, when I was about 3 or 4, I had come downstairs in the middle of the night to use the bathroom-
(A big girl I was, and did not want to wake my parents to take me anymore).
I came out of the bathroom, and had glanced into the kitchen. There were those 2 red glowing eyes looking at me from under the kitchen table. I quickly slammed the door, retreating to that little room, and screaming my lungs out.
So much for not waking the folks...

I do not recall how that was explained to me, but the image of those eyes have remained with me throughout my life.

Later on, growing up, now and again I would 'feel' someone here with me.
Since no one really believed, save for one experience my own mom had with my dads mom after she passed, I never did relay those scary, paranoid, experiences.

Those dismissive thoughts did not last long into my adulthood.

When I was about 23, I was dating my racecar man, Bob. One night he had stayed overnight, after getting some glass deep in his eye from working on the car.
At some point in the middle of that night I awoke and saw Roberta standing in the doorway to my bedroom.  As soon as I thought to speak to her, I remembered that my daughters were all staying at mom and dads-
Bob asleep beside me, I knew I must have been dreaming. So I closed my eyes. I waited. Then looked again.  "She" was still there.
Clearing my eyes, a closer look made me realize this girl was not my little Roberta-
This girl was wearing a dress I had picked up from a rummage sale earlier that day. That dress had yet to be washed- was laying on the laundry room floor.

I turned away once more, still thinking I was dreaming, and even pinched myself. Looking back a 3rd time, there she was. Still!
That was it. I screamed. I buried my face in my pillow. And I woke the sleeping Bob.
I did not even have the courage to tell him what had just happened! Just a "bad dream".

A few years later, remarried, my husband had fallen to nap on the couch one day. That afternoon he described that same little girl waking him!

At that point my own eyes really opened up.
I began to read many different stories- The library was only about 3 blocks away from our little townhouse-
What I couldn't find at the library I found in bookstores. Many people were corroborating my experiences, and my own feelings. I was thrilled! I was no longer afraid, or thinking these are bad things. After all, no one had ever been harmed at any point in my life, or with anything that had happened.

I have since experienced many different things that I realize are paranormal. As such they are defined as "
Beyond the range of normal experience or scientific explanation".

I will enclose two of my favorite photos- taken in my own home...





Cnv1309
02/09/2009
Two ladies in the doorway to the bathroom. (Original blogpost is here).


Cnv1954
01/10/2010
Who is petting my dog? (Original blogpost is here).

Please back away from your screen if you have trouble seeing the images.

The history of my home is here.
There are more stories and images that are available to you simply by CLICKing here.

So... How was your All-Hallows-Eve?

XOXO
Me



From Ghost study, here, comes the difference between Ghosts & Spirits.
 
A ghost is someone who has passed on and is "stuck" between the physical world and the Afterlife. They do not cross through The Light to go on to the Afterlife, but stick around in this "netherworld" for one reason or another.

A spirit is a person who has passed on, but has actually gone through The Light and into the Afterlife. There they go through a life review learning process, and after that, are able to come and go between the Afterlife and our physical world.


Just a few grins, giggles and smiles...



The Pharmacist's Monday Morning

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,

"It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times
before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront                                         
the druggist and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,

"Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm
Failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and
Hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both
House and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys.

"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was
About three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."

"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me
To open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time
The darn phone was ringing off the hook."

He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
Register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and
The phone was still ringing.
When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made
Me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.
Half of them hit the floor and broke."

"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got
Back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a
Rectal thermometer.

And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."


*****
Norwegian Diet -

Ole was turning 88 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

Doc said: "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

Ole nodded and replied..."I'll tell you though, by God, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day.

"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

Ole replied,  "Oh, Hell no, it wuz from all dat damn skippin"


*****
CATHOLIC HORSES



One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing
his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and
blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.

Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race..

Before the next race, as the horses began lining up, Mitch watched with
interest the old priest step onto the track. Sure enough, as the 5th
race horses came to the starting gate the priest made a blessing on the
forehead of one of the horses.

Mitch made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the
horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse the
priest had blessed won the race.

Mitch collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse
the priest would bless for the 6th race. The priest again blessed a
horse.

Mitch bet big on it, and it won. Mitch was elated.. As the races
continued the priest kept blessing long shot horses, and each one ended
up coming in first.

By and by, Mitch was pulling in some serious money. By the last race,
he knew his wildest dreams were going to come true. He made a quick
dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited the priest's
blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on.

True to his pattern, the priest stepped onto the track for the last
race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was the longest shot
of the day. Mitch also observed the priest blessing the eyes, ears, and
hooves of the old nag.
Mitch knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag.

He then watched dumbfounded as the old nag come in dead last. Mitch, in
a state of shock, made his way down to the track area where the priest
was.

Confronting the old priest he demanded, 'Father! What happened?

All day long you blessed horses and they all won. Then in the last
race, the horse you blessed lost by a Kentucky mile. Now, thanks to you
I've lost every cent of my savings -- all of it!'.

The priest nodded wisely and with sympathy.

'Son,' he said, 'that's the problem with you Protestants, you can't
tell the difference between a simple blessing and last rites.'


*****
False Alarms and Ghosts

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security  guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

 The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the $hit out of a ghost."


*****

hehehe
I do love funny emails!

XOXO
Me

"Women are Angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly on a broomstick... We're flexible like that."

Test Your News IQ Q1 - Pew Research Center


LINK
http://pewresearch.org/politicalquiz/quiz/index.php


Cool quiz here- Everyone should take this one.

"Here's Your Score:"
"You correctly answered 11 out of the 11 possible questions, which means you did better on the quiz than 95% of the general public."
My results are not truly accurate, as there was one I guessed at.

Your results page will also show you in what area John/Jane Q Public are informed- and worse, where they are lacking some pretty basic knowledge.

(Thank you Aunt Marlene for emailing me this. I have happily passed it on)!

XOXO
Me



More Favre-

Happy Saturday!


From my email...
Get over yourselves, these are great-


On a personal level I could care less; save for where his wife and daughters are concerned-
When they are brought into this equation, this becomes very sick, very fast.


XOXO
Me




Fans



From here: "Clearly Favre is not going to leave the game gracefully and with fans feeling good about him. Maybe he has nothing else going for him in life except the lucky ability to play pro football? You can see how that could be scary."


Fans1


Re: Jan Sterger

"The former Jet sideline hostess shot to fame in August when she accused Favre of propositioning her.
Sterger said Favre sent her lewd photos and inappropriate text messages when he quarterbacked the Jets in 2008.

Read more here.



Fans3

Though I still haven't seen the broken ankle spoofs and cartoons, I did read this here:
“I'm not going to rule him out. If he's out, somebody has to step up. But unless they cut his leg off, it's going to be hard to keep him off the field."
- Vikings defensive tackle Kevin Williams on QB Brett Favre potentially not playing Sunday.



Fans4



Packers


For those of you who do not follow football or the latest gossip, I found this article.

NFL Rakes in Money While Sitting on Favre Issue...
Wednesday, 27 October 2010
New York -

Roger Goodell, who was busy counting his money, said that he was happy he sat on the Favre issue until after the Vikings played the Packers because of how much
money the NFL made off the game... Click to read more- please read to the bottom.


Whether or not he actually cheated on Ms Deanna remains to be told. From the NFL comes this article: "
Amid accusations, Deanna Favre relies on faith, outward focus"


I might easily add that
Green Bay has the BEST fans in the entire NFL!

Whoo-Hoo!  Go Pack!



From deadspin.com comes this quote: "One thing that is notable is this: it turns out that Brett watched last year's Super Bowl at home in Mississippi. He didn't watch it alone, however.
According to one source, he watched the Saints miraculously defeat the Colts in the company of one special guest: Tiger Woods.
I wonder what those guys talked about?
"

I wonder too...
top picture from here

Uncle Sam. How Scared are You?


Uncle Sam- Stop! From http://www.divshare.com/download/12641420-a57http://www.divshare.com/download/12641420-a57


Uncle Sam is right.
Vote wisely kids.

XOXO
Me


Stolen from SpaceStevie

MINNESOTA VIKINGS NEW HELMET (not for kids)

Rating:★★★★★
Category:Other
ROTF!
I am not posting this because I think Favre may have behaved despicably both in his private life- and in his football career.
I am posting it because it is too funny NOT to.


~
Minnesota Vikings New Helmet
~

HAHAHA


Outage Map (WPS in NE Wisconsin) Storm Safety


http://www.wisconsinpublicservice.com/outagesummary/view/outagegrid.aspx
Current Electric Outages (Wisconsin Public Service)

Just a link for those of us who are watching how warm our neighbors are, so that maybe we can help?

The link will bring up a map- Please check on your neighbors and loved ones.

****

Storm Safety

* Outages and Service Problems

Severe weather can strike quickly, creating a variety of dangerous situations. Use the following information to keep your family safe during and after a storm.


Preparing for a Storm

* Keep a portable radio or TV handy to hear local weather forecasts and other important news bulletins for your area.
* Have a plan to move yourself and your family — especially those with special needs — to another location in case you experience an extended power outage or must evacuate.
* Keep an adequate supply of water and non-perishable food items on hand.
* Ensure first aid supplies and medicines are readily available.
* Make sure flashlights are working and readily available. Always keep a supply of extra batteries on hand.
* Have at least one traditional analog phone in your home that does not require electricity to operate. Cordless phones and phones with built-in answering machines will not operate during a power outage.
* Consider the need for specialty items, such as prescription medication, baby food, warm clothing and a safe alternate heat source.
* If you have an emergency heat or power source, be sure to read the manufacturer's instructions so you know how to use it properly.



During a Storm

* Monitor TV and radio for important weather updates and news bulletins.
* If you experience a power outage, call WPS at 800-450-7240.
* If you anticipate an extended outage, consider moving yourself and your family — especially those with special needs — to an alternate location.
* Check on others who may benefit from your assistance.
* Consider all downed power lines and anything touching them energized and DANGEROUS! Stay away from them and report the problem to WPS.
* Don't open freezers and refrigerators more than absolutely necessary. Opening these appliances will allow food to thaw more quickly.
* Turn off as many appliances, electronics and light switches as possible. This will reduce the potential for damage or fire. After the power is restored, wait 5 to 10 minutes before turning them back on.



After a Storm

* Don't try to cut or remove downed trees or branches unless you are absolutely certain power lines are not involved.
* Replenish your supplies of batteries, bottled water and non-perishable food items in preparation for future storms.
* Have a licensed electrician disconnect your generator unless the generator has an automatic disconnection device.



Downed Power Lines

* Stay away from downed or sagging power lines, and do not touch anything that is on or near them (i.e., trees or tree limbs, cars, ladders).
* Keep children and family pets away from areas where lines may have fallen (backyards, fields, school yards, etc.).
* If a power line falls across a car that you're in, stay in the car. If you MUST get out of the car due to a fire, or other immediate danger, jump clear of the car and land on both feet. Be sure that no part of your body is touching the car when your feet touch the ground.
* Report all power line hazards to WPS or your local emergency services agency.

*****

Once again, I am fortunate.

XOXO
Me

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