Solo Souffle Cups, and LIES! (By Punk).

ARF!!!!

(And we ALL know what THAT means)...

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LIES!

ALL LIES!!!

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I am not a happy camper...

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(Nor am I a thief)!!!

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The things that I have heard recently
(about myself)
might put ALL dogs to shame.

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I did NOT do it!

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I do not care what YOU have heard.

I do not care what my "she" says.

I do not care if the sky is purple.

I do not care if YOU think it is magenta, (or 6 million other stupid colors).

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I did NOT do it!!!

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It is an unmitigated lie.

A scurrilous lie.

A damned monstrous lie.

A blatant misconception.

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(Which only makes me realize that 'she' is old and ugly and mean)...

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SHE said I stole something that was not mine!

.(Blasphemer)!

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I would not EVER, EVER, do such a thing!!!!

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Now here's the doo~doo on what REALLY happened...

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"She" goes to walk out of the door.

...I wanted to go with her, but 'she' said "NO".

.(I do NOT like that word)...

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But at this point, my memory is a bit hazy, and I am not really sure what happened.

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But all of a sudden, I hear the door open again.

(This tells me she is back inside).

I run to meet and greet her.

And she says those four little words that would make any dogs paws quake.

"What have YOU done?"

I put on my bestest eyes, and look at her...

"Who, ME??"

"Nothing."

"I done NOTHING, I tell ya..."

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But 'she' said my puppy dog eyes do not phase her in the least.

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She says she KNOWS I done something wrong.

(But I didn't)!!!

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I DID NOT GET INTO THAT LITTLE CONTAINER OF SOUR CREAM!

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I WOULD NOT EVER DO SUCH A THING!

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I COULD NOT DO IT, NOT TO HER (CUZ I KNOW HOW MUCH 'SHE' LOVES THAT ON HER TATERS)!

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NOT EVER!

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Man, I don't even like the stuff!

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I say, I did NOT do that dastardly deed!!!

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(And I do NOT know why 'she' refuses to believe me)...

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I mean, YOU believe me, don't you?

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lOVE, pUNK

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Free Hit Counters

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Life is good...

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.Bye!

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ARF!!! to you too.

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